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dedpedal
02-05-2007, 10:10 AM
AN ELDERLY MAN WALKS INTO A CONFESSIONAL. THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION ENSUES:



MAN: "I AM 92 YEARS OLD, HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE OF 70 YEARS, MANY CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT GRAND CHILDREN. YESTERDAY I PICKED UP TWO COLLEGE GIRLS, HITCHHIKING. WE WENT TO A MOTEL, WHERE I HAD SEX WITH EACH OF THEM THREE TIMES."



PRIEST: "ARE YOU SORRY FOR YOUR SINS?"



MAN: "WHAT SINS?"



PRIEST: "WHAT KIND OF CATHOLIC ARE YOU?"



MAN: "I'M JEWISH."



PRIEST: "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS?"



MAN: "I'M 92 YEARS OLD... I'M TELLING EVERYONE."