dedpedal
02-06-2007, 08:48 AM
Who am I?
>>
>>
>>One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual
>>route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars
>>were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner,
>>coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
>>
>>"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the
>>mailman comments.
>>
>>Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
>>is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We
>>had
>>about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend
>>fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we
>>
>>started playing WHO AM I."
>>
>>The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
>>
>>"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with
>>a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in
>>the
>>sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
>>
>>The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
>>
>>"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven
>>times."
>>
>>
>>One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual
>>route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars
>>were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner,
>>coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
>>
>>"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the
>>mailman comments.
>>
>>Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
>>is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We
>>had
>>about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend
>>fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we
>>
>>started playing WHO AM I."
>>
>>The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
>>
>>"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with
>>a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in
>>the
>>sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
>>
>>The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
>>
>>"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven
>>times."