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Paul408Notch
02-08-2007, 02:26 AM
I'm not good at dealing with the loss of friends and family, but something my dad always did when we lost a family member is just sharing funny stories and quotes they made.

I don't think I've ever had a friend that made as many funny jokes and comments as Vinny, so I thought I'd make this thread for people to share their favorites.

Here are two of mine.



Craig and I were out one night and called Vinny up to meet us at Beechmont Hooters. We grab a table, order a couple of drinks, and Vinny comes in and sits down.

Here comes stereotypical ditzy Hooters girl, and introduces herself...

Hooters Girl: "Hi, my name is Amanda and I'll be your server tonight."

Vinny: "HEY!! My daughter's name is Amanda!"

Hooters Girl: "Really?!?"

Vinny: "Yeah, you can call me daddy."


It was so unexpected I think Craig and I laughed at that one for a good 5 minutes straight.




Second story

Last time I was in town and we had the little get-together over at QS&L, we all chowed on wings, and were standing out in the lot afterwards. I think it was Vinny, me, my girlfriend, and maybe Black Horse.

Pops Fun left and we noticed some fluid on the ground that looked like it could have been tranny fluid, so Vinny went over to check it out.

He bent down, rubbed his finger in it, put it to his nose, sniffed, and said: "It smells like..... Chicken Wings!"

Again, everybody cracks up. :lol:




So anyways, I thought this would be a good place to share your funniest Vinny quotes. What better way to remember someone than by happy thoughts.

dsmawd350
02-08-2007, 02:32 AM
good idea those two are great

Rob
02-08-2007, 02:45 AM
A few weeks ago at Cavalcade, Cincy Cobra gave me and Vinny a ride in the back of the police car down to get our trucks and trailers.
As soon as we get in the back seat Vinny says " Man, this is the first time i got into the back of a cop car on my own". :lol:

RACEME
02-08-2007, 06:46 AM
Long before this board ever existed. He started a post on the old cincy speed web board. "What I learned from watching porn" He and I found that board at about the same time. We were both posting meaningless stuff to get the min. number of posts to be a "member" of that board. I knew right away I wanted to be friends with him.

plated
02-08-2007, 07:36 AM
vinny was out in the garage friday night,he brought a bottle of jamacin beer,i asked him if it will make him talk rasta.he says yea mon! :cool1: that was after he broke the bottle getting it open,so i went in the house and washed him a glass to pour the beer in

MrsAPE
02-08-2007, 08:04 AM
he came outta nowhere with his comments.
warped and wicked.

JASON408
02-08-2007, 08:34 AM
i saw this on another board and this i classic vin man http://bbs.hardcore50.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=14251&highlight=racoons

RACEME
02-08-2007, 09:20 AM
Pure Vinny

http://board.cincyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1299

Black Hole
02-08-2007, 10:03 AM
Craig and I were out one night and called Vinny up to meet us at Beechmont Hooters. We grab a table, order a couple of drinks, and Vinny comes in and sits down.

Here comes stereotypical ditzy Hooters girl, and introduces herself...

Hooters Girl: "Hi, my name is Amanda and I'll be your server tonight."

Vinny: "HEY!! My daughter's name is Amanda!"

Hooters Girl: "Really?!?"

Vinny: "Yeah, you can call me daddy."


It was so unexpected I think Craig and I laughed at that one for a good 5 minutes straight.

I remember that.....I think that may have been the same night as "You remember that time that I ordered some wings?" after like 2 hours had gone by without a reorder....


A few weeks ago at Cavalcade, Cincy Cobra gave me and Vinny a ride in the back of the police car down to get our trucks and trailers.
As soon as we get in the back seat Vinny says " Man, this is the first time i got into the back of a cop car on my own". :lol:
Yup.....I got pics on my phone too if the damn camera will let me email em to myself.... :mad:

dedpedal
02-08-2007, 10:15 AM
I think the first real ball buster was when we thrashed on his car before Maple Grove all night just to have it fall off the jack and crush the oil pan. With all seriousness that he could muster, he turned to me and said " Will you kick me in the jimmy? I cant do it myself." We both started laughing.
There so many other vinnyisms that will come to mind over the next few days. It hurts to remember yet it feels like a release in a way.

RACEME
02-08-2007, 10:17 AM
I think the first real ball buster was when we thrashed on his car before Maple Grove all night just to have it fall off the jack and crush the oil pan. With all seriousness that he could muster, he turned to me and said " Will you kick me in the jimmy? I cant do it myself." We both started laughing.
There so many other vinnyisms that will come to mind over the next few days. It hurts to remember yet it feels like a release in a way.

That is when I loaned him my car for that race. I have an 8x10 picture on my bedroom wall. My car, but vinny driving. That picture means soo much more than I ever realized.

Stangman
02-08-2007, 10:20 AM
and what seemed to be his favorite opposite-curse words here on the board,

Motherluver and Fugger, lol!

Xuzhu
02-08-2007, 10:59 AM
The first time I met him was at Cavalcade in 05. As we were walking around just looking at cars and talking random nonsense, we came up to one of those "g-ride" cars. Instantly Vinny runs up to it and goes, "Oh look, Spinners!" and gave them a little twirl.

KenB
02-08-2007, 11:24 AM
My Vinny story.

I'm not even certain when this all went down as I'm horrible with dates but it was most likely in mid 2002. A guy I met on stangnet told me that he found a local crew of Mustang guys at stangbangerz.com and he wanted to met up with them in person. I checked out the site and saw mostly fox body cars. I thought 'these guys won't want us Modular guys around'. Well, we decided to met up with them at the Hooters over here on the eastside. I think that was the first time Joe showed up too. A whole 10 people probably showed up to that and I couldn't tell you who was there. But that night was very important, it probably changed the entire course of my life.

After that I became friends with Vinny and started helping out with the board. Vinny and all the Stangbangerz were the most inviting people I ever met. After awhile Vinny and I became good friends. Brandi and I would hang out with Vinny and Holly and have great times. Unfortunately with the new business my time was limited and I didn't really hang out too much over the last 3-4 years with anyone. And for that I'm very sorry. It has taught me a very important lesson. Don't ignore the people important to you (friends and family), they may not be there when you decide you have time for them.

The quote I will aways remember and he may have used this on others, but he always called me

His brother from another mother.

That probably met alot more to me than he will ever know.

Ken

Dipstick
02-08-2007, 11:26 AM
"Some people believe in ghosts. Some people believe in aliens. I believe in alien ghosts. They move my tools around in the garage when I'm not looking. I know they do. Bastards."

"The next time you are out driving and spot a newer VW Jetta, check the driver out. There's an 8 out of 10 chance that it's a decent looking blonde woman between 24 and 32. Why is that?"

I can give all of the credit to Vinny for keeping me in this hobby. I almost gave up on myorange car and when I met him at hooters for one of the cruise ins he talked to me for about 2 hours about things I could do with the car and what not to do. Really an awesome guy wish I could have hung with him more! You will be missed my friend!

Florida Dave
02-08-2007, 11:45 AM
I think the first real ball buster was when we thrashed on his car before Maple Grove all night just to have it fall off the jack and crush the oil pan. With all seriousness that he could muster, he turned to me and said " Will you kick me in the jimmy? I cant do it myself." We both started laughing.
There so many other vinnyisms that will come to mind over the next few days. It hurts to remember yet it feels like a release in a way.
OMG!!
Dude that shit was funny!(well not the oilpan part)
That just made me laugh so hard for the first time in 2 days! I can just see him saying that all deadpan and serious! He was a funny muthafugger for sure!

Gene
02-08-2007, 12:08 PM
I remember that.....I think that may have been the same night as "You remember that time that I ordered some wings?" after like 2 hours had gone by without a reorder....

:agree: Definitely my favorite Vinny quote.

The other one I really like was the one the sig he used for a while:
"Don't be part of a scene, make a scene"

dedpedal
02-08-2007, 12:16 PM
At QSL when he was waiting patiently for a fresh beer and the girl had come back to the table 3 times without it. He held up his empty bottle and said "It looks just like this but full."

Black92LX
02-08-2007, 01:07 PM
I remember that.....I think that may have been the same night as "You remember that time that I ordered some wings?" after like 2 hours had gone by without a reorder....
:

Yeah that was the samenight!service was definatly rough that night but Vinny made the best of it!!

Gene
02-08-2007, 01:07 PM
The Revered Turbo5Oh...

http://www.stangbangerz.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=980&d=1094386782

CinciCobra
02-08-2007, 01:38 PM
Someone have any quick links to the Reverend's surmons?

Those need pulled off the shelf and revisited!!

Gene
02-08-2007, 01:41 PM
Someone have any quick links to the Reverend's surmons?

Those need pulled off the shelf and revisited!!

http://www.stangbangerz.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4121&highlight=preach

The full ones are on the old board...I'm trying to find them.

Foxxx5oh
02-08-2007, 02:07 PM
http://www.stangbangerz.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4121&highlight=preach

The full ones are on the old board...I'm trying to find them.


i was looking for a link to the old board, but i couldnt find one...am i blind or is it hidden? i remember a couple of rants that he posted or input further on that were just hilarious

90lx
02-08-2007, 03:54 PM
At QSL when he was waiting patiently for a fresh beer and the girl had come back to the table 3 times without it. He held up his empty bottle and said "It looks just like this but full."




Now that is funny. I can see him doing that, and having this smart ass grin on his face. :angel: we will all miss him, but we will never forget him...

cobra_SVT_Girl
02-09-2007, 12:14 AM
Ahhhh, much to my demise.....my obvious favorite/not-so-favorite quote from Vinny:

We were all skiing at Perfect North, we had taken a break and were sitting in the lodge. I had my hair in pig tails...and apparently that got Vinny thinking. Someone was also videotaping this (I think Craig has the video..although..I don't think he needs to show it). All the sudden, Vinny flips one of my pig tails and says...."Oh...a headjob with handlebars".

As embarrasing as it was.....it was still very witty and clever....

Black Horse
02-09-2007, 12:32 AM
One month he had the following in his signature:

"Visualize Whirrled Peas"


I peed my pants laughing so hard......



(Visualize World Peace)

Black Horse
02-09-2007, 12:34 AM
Here is one of my all time favorites (cut and pasted from a long time ago):


by Vinny5oh

Little bastards.

I used to think they were all cute. Fuzzy little bandits waddling around doing cute little racoon things. Yeah, they're bandits alright. Garbage bandits. I can't count how many times I've gone out the front door to find my garbage spread all over the driveway and in the yard.

They are pretty smart for being the little bastards they are. They figured out how to get the lid off the garbage can. They use the cinder blocks next to the cans as a stairway to the buffet. I watched them tonight. Here I am on another sleepless evening surfing the boards, cathing up on things and just as I'm headed to bed, I hear them. That distinctive Rubbermaid ruckus.

"Hey Chico, I got the lid off."
"Oh yeah? What's the catch of the day?"
"Looks like empty cat food cans, some hamburger helper and diet coke."
"Well hook a coon up brother!"
"Here, try some of this. Not sure what it is. You'll have to gnaw all the paper off."
"Aw man, moldy bread again?"
"Well then you climb your furry ass up here and have a look!"
"As soon as Guido gets outta there I will....Hurry up Guido!"
"Give me a minute, looks like I found a tuna can with some traces left in it."

Meanwhile, Ricardo is bumbling around sniffing thru the already dispensed napkins and assorted garbage in the driveway.

"SHHH! You hear that?"
"What's that guy doing with an aluminum bat?"
"And what's he doing on the porch in his boxer shorts?"
"RUN!"
"Guido, get outta the can NOW!"

As he attempts to climb out of the can WHACK! It's like that carnival game whack-a-mole. He escapes unscathed and scuttles over to regroup with his compadres.

"Damn man, that was close.....you alright?"
"Yeah. I'm okay. I might have to head over to the neighbors and see if they have any Advil in their can."
"Hey you guys, I'm still hungry."
"Are you actually going to go back?"
"I think it's safe. I don't see that crazy asshole."
"I dunno Ricardo, that door is cracked open."
"But I think I smelled bacon. I'll just go grab it and be right back"

He cautiously makes his way to the 33 gallon green sanctum of grub. After a short pause and a careful survey of the surroundings he climbs the cinder blocks and tumbles over the edge of the can to finish his pilfering.

"Where's that damn bacon? I know I smell it."
The door slowly creeks but the bandit is busy with his mission.
"Oh shit....there he is. He's looking right at me. Jesus that bat is huge"
"If I just sit here real still he can't see me."
"OW! Quit poking me buddy!"
"Fuck this! I'm outta here.....damn these slick walls, I can't get a grip!"
DONK!
"AW DAMN! Shit that hurt!"

He hurries back to once again regroup with his companions.

"Did you get the bacon?"
"No, but I got a knot on the head"
"Damn Ricardo...I tried to warn you"
"I know but I think I smelled some cheese while I was in there."
"CHEESE! DID YOU SAY CHEESE!"
"Oh no Chico......don't do it man."
"Come on, you know I have a weakness for cheese!"
"You're crazy man, crazier than that old bastard in his underwear with the bat."
"I gotta have it. I'm going in. That Sammy-Sosa-wanna-be ain't got nuttin"
"But, but.....wait.......don't......."

It was too late. Chico's all-consuming passion with cheese had blurred his thinking. There was no earthly item that could compare to the taste of semi-rotted cheese and he knew it was worth taking the risk. At least he believed that for a moment.

"I hope it was American cheese. That Swiss sure gives me the shits."
"That was awfully nice of him to leave these cinder blocks right next to the buffet bin"
"Cheese, cheese, cheese.........where's the cheese."
"Uh-oh. Here he comes again.......gotta get out.........umph, ugh...damn it"
DONK!
"Fuckin Aye!"
"Sheezuz, forget that. I'll just sit in here until he goes away."
"What the hell is that? That sure is a little bat compared to the other one"
"B"
"R"
"A"
"K"
"E"
"Brake Cleaner?"
"Hmm, sure is awfully late to be out cleaning brakes, pal"
"HEY! QUIT POKING ME DAMMIT!"
"Listen buddy you better......."
PSSSSSSST
"Aw fuck! I'm blind! AAAGHHH! It burns! It burns!"
"Stupid cheese"
"I gotta get out of here"
Donk!
"OWWW!"
"Damn you!"
PSSSSST
"AAAGHHH! It burns and stinks! DAMMIT!"
PSSSST
"YOU FUCKER!"
PSSSST

At that point he mad a mad dash out of the can and into the cover of darkness. I almost felt bad for doing it until I thought about how I'll be out there tomorrow once again picking up garbage. I gave the shredded remains of any garbage left in the can a good soaking of brake cleaner thinking that if they decided to come back later, one whiff of that tainted mess and they would recall that crazy bastard in his boxers with the aluminum bat. It's my own little Pavlov experiment.

At least they walked away............this time.

PonyPimpstress
02-09-2007, 12:43 AM
Here is one of the Rev's word that I have saved on an old Word Doc....

The honorable Reverand Turbo5oh takes the podium...........

"Dearest friends and neighbors gathered to this holy website, rejoice! For this is our time of being one with our beloved ponies. Our sanctuary is our driver's seat. Our fellowship hall is the staging lanes. Our tithes are our entry fees and you can find the holy water in the burnout box. Rejoice! Hallelujah! Can I get an Amen and a Nutter Butter? Maybe some Skittles?

It is the peak of our holy season. Oh the trials and tribulations that each and everyone of our hearts have been blessed with receiving. We have witnessed the rebirth of a few select members of our sanctum. Brother Maximus with BABB, brother 2L8IWIN has assembled his own congregation of forged pistons in the 331, Brother John is soon to experience his own rebirth of holy fury and Apostle Jeff88coupe is soon to rejoin the crusade. Amen and Hell-yeah-alluah!!!!

Peace and perseverance my brothers and sisters, take with thee, for the coming of the Stangs is indeed the right of passage that we all shall endure.

Long live your pistons, in the name of the burnout, the launch and the holy trap speeds."

Mista Bone
02-09-2007, 12:45 AM
Yep, I saved the racoon story......always good for a laugh......

Gregg@TFS
02-09-2007, 01:37 AM
I made the trip down to visit with my cuz and get the ole green car to MD for some tuning. The day before going to MD we were out doing some afternoon running around to get the the turd ready and decided to stop for some good ole McD's. We pull into the drive through and after sitting there for about a minute and a half Vinny leans over to the mic and says " Hi my name is Vinny would you like to take my order today". As I am laughing my butt off the girl says "huh". He then say's " hi sweetie my name is Vinny and I would love it if you would take my order so I can be on my way".

Being a smart alick comes natural to our family but I will admit he made it his perfection.

diablo9861
02-09-2007, 10:07 PM
Kinda funny i just got done puttin this on the memorial site, but the first time i met Vinny at the cruise in i walked up to him to say hi and what not, he asked me my name from the website, than he looks at me and says " OH, your the guy who always has problems with his mustang" lol made me laugh my ass off but everytime i was around him he was the same, funny random and upbeat.

IWRBB
02-09-2007, 10:17 PM
The racoon story, that's some funny shit right there. I remember when he posted that.

88ssp
02-09-2007, 10:59 PM
Gregg, my first encounter with Vinny was due to you, actually. I met you at the Hot Rod Supernat's and wondered who owned the car with the SBZ sticker on it. We talked a while and you told me Vinny was your cousin. I turn around and you have Vinny on the phone and he talks to me for about 20 minutes about everything and nothing. From that time on, I knew he was someone special.

Though he probably would not have recognized me from Adam, when I showed up to the spring cruise in 04, he talked to me like I was a brother. That meant a lot to me because I had just driven 5 hours without knowing many people, but Vinny made me feel like one of the crew.

Heck, he offered a spot on the floor to me when I taked about coming down to look at a car to buy. We never hooked up, but he took the time to call me and see if I made it down to check on the car. He even invited me over to go out for wings. I was already back in c-bus at the time so I never got a chance to get those wings.

Heck, he is the one who dubbed me "Brother from the North".

Though I never got to sit and hang out with Vinny, I know he was just someone special.

I won't be able to make it down, but I hope the family will accept my condolences.

I will miss the times were and regret the times that never happened.

Bye Vinny.

Holly and Amanda, I am sorry for your loss. The world has lost a wonderful father, husband, son and friend.

Foxxx5oh
02-09-2007, 11:01 PM
Ahhhh, much to my demise.....my obvious favorite/not-so-favorite quote from Vinny:

We were all skiing at Perfect North, we had taken a break and were sitting in the lodge. I had my hair in pig tails...and apparently that got Vinny thinking. Someone was also videotaping this (I think Craig has the video..although..I don't think he needs to show it). All the sudden, Vinny flips one of my pig tails and says...."Oh...a headjob with handlebars".

As embarrasing as it was.....it was still very witty and clever....

i think i still have that video somewhere...ill have to dig around

Foxxx5oh
02-09-2007, 11:03 PM
Here is one of my all time favorites (cut and pasted from a long time ago):


by Vinny5oh

Little bastards.

I used to think they were all cute. Fuzzy little bandits waddling around doing cute little racoon things. Yeah, they're bandits alright. Garbage bandits. I can't count how many times I've gone out the front door to find my garbage spread all over the driveway and in the yard.

They are pretty smart for being the little bastards they are. They figured out how to get the lid off the garbage can. They use the cinder blocks next to the cans as a stairway to the buffet. I watched them tonight. Here I am on another sleepless evening surfing the boards, cathing up on things and just as I'm headed to bed, I hear them. That distinctive Rubbermaid ruckus.

"Hey Chico, I got the lid off."
"Oh yeah? What's the catch of the day?"
"Looks like empty cat food cans, some hamburger helper and diet coke."
"Well hook a coon up brother!"
"Here, try some of this. Not sure what it is. You'll have to gnaw all the paper off."
"Aw man, moldy bread again?"
"Well then you climb your furry ass up here and have a look!"
"As soon as Guido gets outta there I will....Hurry up Guido!"
"Give me a minute, looks like I found a tuna can with some traces left in it."

Meanwhile, Ricardo is bumbling around sniffing thru the already dispensed napkins and assorted garbage in the driveway.

"SHHH! You hear that?"
"What's that guy doing with an aluminum bat?"
"And what's he doing on the porch in his boxer shorts?"
"RUN!"
"Guido, get outta the can NOW!"

As he attempts to climb out of the can WHACK! It's like that carnival game whack-a-mole. He escapes unscathed and scuttles over to regroup with his compadres.

"Damn man, that was close.....you alright?"
"Yeah. I'm okay. I might have to head over to the neighbors and see if they have any Advil in their can."
"Hey you guys, I'm still hungry."
"Are you actually going to go back?"
"I think it's safe. I don't see that crazy asshole."
"I dunno Ricardo, that door is cracked open."
"But I think I smelled bacon. I'll just go grab it and be right back"

He cautiously makes his way to the 33 gallon green sanctum of grub. After a short pause and a careful survey of the surroundings he climbs the cinder blocks and tumbles over the edge of the can to finish his pilfering.

"Where's that damn bacon? I know I smell it."
The door slowly creeks but the bandit is busy with his mission.
"Oh shit....there he is. He's looking right at me. Jesus that bat is huge"
"If I just sit here real still he can't see me."
"OW! Quit poking me buddy!"
"Fuck this! I'm outta here.....damn these slick walls, I can't get a grip!"
DONK!
"AW DAMN! Shit that hurt!"

He hurries back to once again regroup with his companions.

"Did you get the bacon?"
"No, but I got a knot on the head"
"Damn Ricardo...I tried to warn you"
"I know but I think I smelled some cheese while I was in there."
"CHEESE! DID YOU SAY CHEESE!"
"Oh no Chico......don't do it man."
"Come on, you know I have a weakness for cheese!"
"You're crazy man, crazier than that old bastard in his underwear with the bat."
"I gotta have it. I'm going in. That Sammy-Sosa-wanna-be ain't got nuttin"
"But, but.....wait.......don't......."

It was too late. Chico's all-consuming passion with cheese had blurred his thinking. There was no earthly item that could compare to the taste of semi-rotted cheese and he knew it was worth taking the risk. At least he believed that for a moment.

"I hope it was American cheese. That Swiss sure gives me the shits."
"That was awfully nice of him to leave these cinder blocks right next to the buffet bin"
"Cheese, cheese, cheese.........where's the cheese."
"Uh-oh. Here he comes again.......gotta get out.........umph, ugh...damn it"
DONK!
"Fuckin Aye!"
"Sheezuz, forget that. I'll just sit in here until he goes away."
"What the hell is that? That sure is a little bat compared to the other one"
"B"
"R"
"A"
"K"
"E"
"Brake Cleaner?"
"Hmm, sure is awfully late to be out cleaning brakes, pal"
"HEY! QUIT POKING ME DAMMIT!"
"Listen buddy you better......."
PSSSSSSST
"Aw fuck! I'm blind! AAAGHHH! It burns! It burns!"
"Stupid cheese"
"I gotta get out of here"
Donk!
"OWWW!"
"Damn you!"
PSSSSST
"AAAGHHH! It burns and stinks! DAMMIT!"
PSSSST
"YOU FUCKER!"
PSSSST

At that point he mad a mad dash out of the can and into the cover of darkness. I almost felt bad for doing it until I thought about how I'll be out there tomorrow once again picking up garbage. I gave the shredded remains of any garbage left in the can a good soaking of brake cleaner thinking that if they decided to come back later, one whiff of that tainted mess and they would recall that crazy bastard in his boxers with the aluminum bat. It's my own little Pavlov experiment.

At least they walked away............this time.

LMAO i can remember ROLLIN after that was posted! definitely a good one

R825OH
02-09-2007, 11:03 PM
Geez that raccoon story is freakin hilarious !!

MsBlkramair
02-09-2007, 11:31 PM
Ahhhh, much to my demise.....my obvious favorite/not-so-favorite quote from Vinny:

We were all skiing at Perfect North, we had taken a break and were sitting in the lodge. I had my hair in pig tails...and apparently that got Vinny thinking. Someone was also videotaping this (I think Craig has the video..although..I don't think he needs to show it). All the sudden, Vinny flips one of my pig tails and says...."Oh...a headjob with handlebars".

As embarrasing as it was.....it was still very witty and clever....


I remember that night! Holly and all us girls (except Brandi) went tubing and all the guys (and Brandi) went skiing or boarding. That is when I met her and Ken, too. We had a blast that night drinking woo-hoos in the lodge to get warm!
I can't remember any particular Vin-quotes.....but the
guys was amazing. He could always make us laugh or think seriously about an issue (even if was a bs issue!). He once picked my drunk, past-out ass up and took me to Amanda's room so that no one would mess with me while I was past-out. He kept poking his drunk ass in the door to check on me too. He was the best. I met him and Holly through Craig. The two of them were inseparable. Craig has truelly lost his buddy. Visiting the mud people won't be the same without Vinny.

2l8iwn
02-10-2007, 02:01 AM
Kinda nasty but ill tell it anyways. Me and a bunch of the florence mob were standing in our own group at dyno day a few years back. Vinny comes walkin up and says "Watchya all talkin about" So being the smartass that i am i said "We are just trying to figure out how to get our women to take it in the butt. Vinny without skipping a beat says "Feed'em roofies for the mood and some sliders for the lube but be careful cause you might pull out a kidney bean!!!!" I laughed so hard i pee'd a little. Ever since that day every time we spoke on the phone we greated each other with a "Hey whats up kidney bean!" Vinny you are one of the greatest and funniest guys i have every met. I miss you!! "Kidney Bean" :(

10lb 308
02-10-2007, 02:48 AM
I remeber the time vinny came down to florence,i thank it was about 3 years ago,when he first got the black coupe from craig,we was all street raceing back off gateway while vinny was viedo tapeing, i had rode there with him, when everyone was leaving the cops blocked the road ,he keep telling me to hide the video cammra, the cops pulled everone out and took there id's vinny was the only one with a ohio id ,vinny cept sneeking around the car to video ,while everone was gitting lexured everyone was kind of scared except guess who ??? with 25 people quite while they start to talking to vinny ,THEY Said,,,,, BUCKEYE UH::::::WITH OUT A PULSE VINNY STOPS THEM ,,,YOU KNOW WHAT A BUCKEYE IS RIGHT ,,,,<<WITH A FUNNY LOOK ON HIS FACE>> ,,,,ITS A WORTH LESS NUT ,,,,we all lost it ,,,before it was all over he had them talked in to letting us all piss on the side of the road ,25 guys pissing 5 to 7 cop cars with there lights on laffing <BUCKEYE -WORTH LESS NUT> MISS YOU VINNY ,,, BY ROB MOUNCE PS :DOES ANY ONE HAVE THAT VIDEO

PonymanfiveO
02-10-2007, 05:25 AM
Your ten commandments are as follows

Thou shall not worship any other car
Thou shall not put lights on your washer nozzles
Thou shall honour thy mother, thy father and thy speed shop owner
Thou shall go racing on the sabbath
Thou shall not covet thy neighbors turbo(s)
Thou shall kill thy parts as necessary
Thou shall not commit redlights on a pro-tree
Thou shall not lie about thy timeslips
Thou shall change thy oil accordingly
Thou shall be kind to thy bretheren Mustang owners


Now go forth my children and spread the good word.



AMEN!

I miss you man.

2l8iwn
02-10-2007, 10:44 AM
rob there is video of the racing we did back there for sure. Im not sure about when the cops came or not. Prolly so. Great times for sure.

brandon

bcoh5gt
06-27-2007, 09:35 PM
i saw this on another board and this i classic vin man http://bbs.hardcore50.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=14251&highlight=racoons

Everyone should look at this. I got bored and started searching then found this and have'nt stopped laughing yet. Just thought everyone could use a smile after all of the drama on here lately.

kennebellcobra
06-27-2007, 10:02 PM
Everyone should look at this. I got bored and started searching then found this and have'nt stopped laughing yet. Just thought everyone could use a smile after all of the drama on here lately.

Yea, thats a classic:lol: