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mustang8998
02-21-2007, 10:47 PM
: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH


A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."






$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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'92Stang
02-21-2007, 10:54 PM
Good one:bigthumb , I owe ya $5

92coupe
02-22-2007, 12:00 AM
That's funny shit!!

331TwistedWedge
02-22-2007, 12:26 AM
yes its better when you know the joke and then go back and read it ....... better the 2nd time ........ :lol:

dedpedal
02-22-2007, 01:45 AM
geff, ill ba piggin ut ma fie dolas da nest dime i thee jew.

castledude222
02-22-2007, 11:00 AM
yeah thats good lol

FMGT1999
02-22-2007, 11:42 AM
Funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

Kyle