Maximus
03-07-2007, 05:44 PM
A Mexican arrives in Cincinnati as a new immigrant to the United States. He
stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps,
free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are
mistaken, I am Canadian." The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person
says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the
next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the
wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle
East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where
are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and
says..."Probably at work."
stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps,
free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are
mistaken, I am Canadian." The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person
says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the
next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the
wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle
East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where
are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and
says..."Probably at work."