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dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:04 PM
You think Ill ever help you out again , youre sorely mistaken!I dont give a rats ass if you DID buy the beer, it wasnt my fault! YOU put the jack there and Im not giving you a damn penny for a new oilpan and pickup. KMA LMD CAC AND SO ON!

Black Horse
04-01-2007, 10:06 PM
Oh oh........

331TwistedWedge
04-01-2007, 10:08 PM
im rolling ... who is this towards? ... i know the kma, lmd - but i dont know the CAC ... twinkle toed pole smoker :lol: anyway im rolling :rofl:

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:08 PM
Sometimes people just get under my skin. The asshole will probably chime in how its my fault that he placed the jack under the oilpan and lifted the car with it.

wild87stang
04-01-2007, 10:17 PM
Sometimes people just get under my skin. The asshole will probably chime in how its my fault that he placed the jack under the oilpan and lifted the car with it.

:eek: :dummy:

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:22 PM
You did tell me it was alright to lift the car there. I can't believe you are going to argue this again. We had words at the shop about it. Now you bring it up in here....

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:24 PM
And you left me to clean up the oil...Bastard.

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:25 PM
Youre damn right! You should know better than to lift a car by the pan. I couldnt squat that far to see and you said
it looks like its on the crossmember" If you cant tell the difference between the two, you should be driving a mustang!

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:25 PM
Don't you dare show your face at my shop again. I don't care what you need done.

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Id rather have my carpet cleaned by Stevie Wonder. At least he has the mentality to feel before he jacks.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Don't turn this around on me.. You were the one looking at it. I was at the other end of the jack.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:28 PM
Don't insult my workmanship. At least when I stick something on a window, it stays there unlike the SBZ one that used to be on the pile...

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:30 PM
Don't insult my workmanship. At least when I stick something on a window, it stays there unlike the SBZ one that used to be on the pile...

Just because that heap doesnt deserve an SBZ sticker! The sticker probably jumped ship just like a rat on a sinking ship. You asshole!:flipoff:

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:31 PM
Half of it blew off that night I hit 80 on 275. I had to scrape the rest of it off cause it looked like sh*t

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:32 PM
My heap is starting out on a better foot than your blue piece of crap. You drove it how many days this year so far??

cobrajoe
04-01-2007, 10:33 PM
:eek: uh oh!
:wave:

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:34 PM
I know one thing, you are getting me an oil pan and pick up. Even if I have to come over and take it off your POS

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:35 PM
My blue POC has more runs and history than that primered pile will live to see. Dont even try to compare.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:35 PM
Then again it would probably be the wrong one . You know how good of a parts buyer you are...

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:36 PM
I would put the pile against your POS any day on a long trip. You would probably blow a head gasket getting out of your driveway.

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:36 PM
I know one thing, you are getting me an oil pan and pick up. Even if I have to come over and take it off your POS

Just because you got a 5.0 doesnt mean you know anything. Just keep asking dumbass questions and youll see how quick you get the cold shoulder.oh wait, you allready got one from ME!

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:38 PM
Just because you can rant like a drunken baffoon doesn't mean people like you.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:39 PM
Half the rants you post were my starting ideas anyway...remember,

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:40 PM
I would buy the first case of that sorry excuse for a beer keystone light and we would spend hours talking about what to post next...so fake..

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:41 PM
Half the rants you post were my starting ideas anyway...remember,

Thats only because you were the REASON behind my rant. Dont call me when that piece of shit gets stuck on the side of the road due to driver error.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:42 PM
Driver error!!! You won't tell anyone about all the times I had to come and get your ass cause you got the wrong part, or you broke a bolt, or whatever...

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:45 PM
Driver error!!! You won't tell anyone about all the times I had to come and get your ass cause you got the wrong part, or you broke a bolt, or whatever...

Yea, and you learned alot from my mistakes, I guess this is ONE mistake I didnt make on my car. Welcome to the club and quit bitching that it was my fault.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:45 PM
Here is the real deal. Yes I got the beer tonight. We had jacked the pile up a few times adjusting the clutch cable and the last time, He was closest to the car and I was jacking the car up. He said you look good so I raised the jack. All of a sudden the car shifted and the oil started to pour down. The pan is crushed and I am sure the pick up is mangled too.. He owes me a pan cause he said I was good to go

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:47 PM
I allways say that!

tmotorsports
04-01-2007, 10:48 PM
this is april fools right?

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:49 PM
I guess it finally came around and bit you in the ass then. Find a new place to do your tint jobs on the side and get me an oil pan you lazy son of a bitch.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:49 PM
t...You didn't have to clean up the oil..

'92Stang
04-01-2007, 10:50 PM
Damn this is entertaining. But, I hope thats all it is (entertainment):confused: I mean C'mon 2 buddies drinkin' a few beers working on the car in the garage. Don't think the pan was crushed intentionally. Not worth losing a friend over. Life's too dang short:) IMO, Mike

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:50 PM
I am out an oil pan and he has to get me one..That is all I am saying..

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:51 PM
I aint saying nothing .... Yet.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:52 PM
This is the last straw. I can't take it any more. Kevin thinks he is king of SBZ cause he got me to join, Well I have been around a while now and have gotten to know a few people and I just don't need him any more.

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:53 PM
I am out an oil pan and he has to get me one..That is all I am saying..

If you hadnt been such an ass when it happened, I would give you a pan.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:54 PM
It was your fault. You owe me.

'92Stang
04-01-2007, 10:54 PM
this is april fools right?

:agree: , Thats what I'm thinkin' too;)

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:55 PM
This is the last straw. I can't take it any more. Kevin thinks he is king of SBZ cause he got me to join, Well I have been around a while now and have gotten to know a few people and I just don't need him any more.
Im far from the king and I dont give a rats ass what other people think. Im as good now as I ever was (in bed once) and will be for the forseeable future.:cool1:

dsmawd350
04-01-2007, 10:56 PM
yep april fools

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:57 PM
I am not your Bitch and if you ever show your face at my shop. I will call the police and have you hauled off to jail

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 10:57 PM
This may be entertaining to some, but not me

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 10:58 PM
You used to be a good friend. This is shit. Good bye.

cobrajoe
04-01-2007, 10:59 PM
:agree: , Thats what I'm thinkin' too;)

:agree:

92coupe
04-01-2007, 11:01 PM
You two need to sober up and kiss in the morning!

Oil pan and tube aint worth your friendship.

PaulFiveOh
04-01-2007, 11:08 PM
I would rather have Stevie Wonder Clean my carpet.....

ROFL LMFAO

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:13 PM
And another thing: Ive busted knuckles for hours and havent even BEEN invited for a ride(so I could decline since I have some standards) much less been offered to drive it. I felt sorry for you way back when you had that 19 second Dodge and let you drive my 86 GT.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:15 PM
Oh. Dont get me started about your past rides...

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:16 PM
Oh. Dont get me started about your past rides...
And have I ever asked you to work on my past beaters? No? I didnt think so.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:16 PM
That red POS with the turbo...please, it clanked so hard every time it hit a pebble in the road, I thought I was going to fall out the floor....

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:18 PM
I think I will call my company lawyer in the AM. He will at least listen to my side of this story..

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:18 PM
That red POS with the turbo...please, it clanked so hard every time it hit a pebble in the road, I thought I was going to fall out the floor....
You should be used to things clanking around. Ive seen your work truck. besides, that 4 cyl was quicker than that so called "pile".

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:19 PM
I think I will call my company lawyer in the AM. He will at least listen to my side of this story..

Sure, since hes on retainer as many times as you get sued for crappy work.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:19 PM
You think you are broke and down and out now, just wait till he gets through with you.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:20 PM
That was an honest mistake and you know it.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:21 PM
I can't believe I came back for more.. You will get a call in the AM.

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:21 PM
That was an honest mistake and you know it.

DUDE! Taking a piss in the corner of a customers bedroom and trying to clean it up before she noticed?????

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:23 PM
My lawyer told me not to comment on anything connected to that.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:25 PM
You have to admit to some wrong doing here. I didn't start lifting the car till you told me it was ok. Then the oil started pouring.... it was your fault..

92coupe
04-01-2007, 11:25 PM
:popcorn: 35 minutes to go!

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:26 PM
The sig is low dude, but I dont get mad, I get even

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:26 PM
Stop messing with my profile. I hate that.

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:28 PM
Stop messing with my profile. I hate that.

If I was gonna mess with your profile, it would be a helluva lot more interesting.

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:30 PM
I think that is slander...

DeckerEnt
04-01-2007, 11:33 PM
In light of all 4 pages, hope you all enjoyed the april fools rant. Have a good one.
Keith and Kev

dedpedal
04-01-2007, 11:34 PM
In light of of all 4 pages, we hope you all enjoyed our april fools rant. have a good one!
Kev and Keith

PonymanfiveO
04-02-2007, 01:31 AM
I dont feel so bad for laughing as I read those last three pages now.

A few Keystones and Kev gets so creative.:rolleyes:

dedpedal
04-02-2007, 07:41 AM
I dont feel so bad for laughing as I read those last three pages now.

A few Keystones and Kev gets so creative.:rolleyes:
I had help and I think it was his idea too!

PaulFiveOh
04-02-2007, 08:57 AM
Lol That was Fun!

85_SS_302_Coupe
04-02-2007, 09:17 AM
Sorry guys i didn't buy into it....i don't really know either of you too well, but i know better than to think a fight like this would last 4 pages without making it to the whipping room :D

bobtsgt
04-02-2007, 09:43 AM
that was pretty damn funny guys. after the 2nd page you could tell it was all in fun but still pretty damn funny. A+

Black Horse
04-02-2007, 10:23 AM
That was fun to watch - and you did it for 4 pages without making any physical threats to each other ;)

Gene
04-02-2007, 10:27 AM
That was fun to watch - and you did it for 4 pages without making any physical threats to each other ;)

That's the difference between two (relatively ;) ) intelligent people going at each other vs. two mouthbreathers.

That was funny as hell, Kevin. Nice job. :bigthumb

'92Stang
04-02-2007, 10:34 AM
I think I will call my company lawyer in the AM. He will at least listen to my side of this story..
I was 60% sure it was april fools at this point.

DUDE! Taking a piss in the corner of a customers bedroom and trying to clean it up before she noticed?????

I was 100% here:lol: , Good stuff:bigthumb

DeckerEnt
04-02-2007, 10:46 AM
That was pretty fun last night. Me and Kev were on the phone for some of it. Glad to serve up some entertainment for you all.
Keith

cobrajoe
04-02-2007, 05:45 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My cat sends his regards!!!

This is for you two guys!!!!

dedpedal
04-02-2007, 06:56 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My cat sends his regards!!!

This is for you two guys!!!!
Sorry you didnt enjoy it, but why on gods green earth would you have a picture of a naked midget on your computer?

Mr.Moontang
04-02-2007, 07:16 PM
Sorry, but why on gods green earth would you have a picture of a naked midget on your computer?

I have a few but there of female midgets...that way my porn collection takes up less room!!!:flipoff:

dedpedal
04-02-2007, 07:23 PM
I have a few but there of female midgets...that way my porn collection takes up less room!!!:flipoff:

Well? I would expect that from you, we all know your midget porn fantasies.

R825OH
04-02-2007, 08:24 PM
YOu guys aree too much, y'all better go have some Keyrocks:bigthumb

cobrajoe
04-02-2007, 10:39 PM
Sorry you didnt enjoy it, but why on gods green earth would you have a picture of a naked midget on your computer?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Who said I did'nt enjoy it!!!!
Plus dedpedal now you have some more ammo for photochop!!!!:bigthumb

dedpedal
04-03-2007, 12:50 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Who said I did'nt enjoy it!!!!
Plus dedpedal now you have some more ammo for photochop!!!!:bigthumb

Thanks, but unfortunatly I dont have a working PS proggy on this PC

Greg Seibert
04-07-2007, 10:58 AM
I actually was deciding which one of my pans and pick-ups I would donate to the Pile to stop this shyt. ;)

04 mustang
04-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Funny, very funny.