notes from the live rant

[dedpedal]

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[The Lounge]: dedpedal has entered at 8:35 pm
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[The Lounge]: Jeff88coupe has entered at 8:37 pm
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:37 pm: hey kev
[dedpedal] 8:37 pm: yo jeffo
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:38 pm: see the dedped hasn't killed ya yet
[dedpedal] 8:38 pm: nope, i wont get on it again
[dedpedal] 8:39 pm: thinking about putting the nos bottle on it
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:39 pm: do you still have all the bottle bracket parts
[dedpedal] 8:40 pm: i think one bolt is
[dedpedal] 8:40 pm: missing
[The Lounge]: ponymom05 has entered at 8:41 pm
[dedpedal] 8:41 pm: get me a beer damnit!
[dedpedal] 8:42 pm: hi
[ponymom05] 8:42 pm: I'm not hearing the ranting!
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:42 pm: no beer for you
[dedpedal] 8:42 pm: talk about a dumb b***h driving
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[dedpedal] 8:43 pm: i almost got sideswiped this morning on my way to that magical place that sucks my will to
live
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:43 pm: doh...you scared her off already
[dedpedal] 8:44 pm: Im sitting here in my keystone super kev shirt thinking about how I should have let her hit me
[dedpedal] 8:44 pm: I tend to frighten young ladies like that
[The Lounge]: MR.Shibbs has entered at 8:45 pm
[dedpedal] 8:46 pm: welcome, its just getting started
[MR.Shibbs] 8:46 pm: how you guys doing
[dedpedal] 8:46 pm: just fugging peachy, how about you?
[MR.Shibbs] 8:47 pm: ok if my headlights were working
[dedpedal] 8:47 pm: caught a guy following me today playing drums as he drove
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:47 pm: haha
[MR.Shibbs] 8:47 pm: wha lol
[dedpedal] 8:48 pm: i think he was two footing the bass with the gas and the brake
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:48 pm: ya...there was a lady behind me this morning singing in her car at what looked like the
top of her lungs
[dedpedal] 8:48 pm: wouldnt have bothered me much, but he was in a gas tanker truck on death hill
[MR.Shibbs] 8:49 pm: i saw a dude headbanging in a semi on 75 this morning for like 5 min straight
[dedpedal] 8:49 pm: it woulda crushed the pooroo like an empty keyrock can
[The Lounge]: 89notch has entered at 8:49 pm
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:49 pm: my sister still hasn't dropped my keyrock shirt off to me
[dedpedal] 8:50 pm: patience cooler boy, your superhero shirt will be there soon
[dedpedal] 8:50 pm: for I AM KEYSTONE KEV
[dedpedal] 8:50 pm: and my alter ego, dedpedal
[The Lounge]: SMOKE has entered at 8:50 pm
[SMOKE] 8:50 pm: Good evening gentlemen.
[dedpedal] 8:50 pm: hi snokey
[SMOKE] 8:51 pm: What's shakin?
[dedpedal] 8:51 pm: what a day
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:51 pm: hey smoke
[The Lounge]: theyallslow has entered at 8:51 pm
[SMOKE] 8:51 pm: Eh, same here! I'm now home from with with my best friend, Miller Lite ****
[dedpedal] 8:51 pm: 3 jobs, 5 dogs and 3 ways to eliminate bodily waste
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:51 pm: I think I got a few keyrocks in the fridge
[dedpedal] 8:52 pm: ahh, the first job cosisted of a couple patio doors and a couple double hung windows
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:52 pm: no tightwad jews?
[dedpedal] 8:53 pm: normaly, I make friends with the pets, that kinda gets me in with the customer
[The Lounge]: OrangeStang04 has entered at 8:53 pm
[theyallslow] 8:53 pm: so what is going on guys?
[dedpedal] 8:53 pm: well, the first job had 2 dogs, a beagle and some sort of irish setter breed
****[OrangeStang04] 8:53 pm: So is this where the bitchin' is takin' place?
[SMOKE] 8:54 pm: Yes, welcome.
[dedpedal] 8:54 pm: i made friends like allways and let them sniff and lick my hand
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:54 pm: hey orange
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****[OrangeStang04] 8:54 pm: Hey Jeff... how's life?
[SMOKE] 8:54 pm: I think I need some Penn Station......
[dedpedal] 8:54 pm: when they start sniffing my balls, I draw the line, unless the customer is a hottie
[MR.Shibbs] 8:54 pm: i had that eralier a med club
[89notch] 8:55 pm: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm philly cheesesteak
[SMOKE] 8:55 pm: Comeon Kelly!
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:55 pm: ya...i like me some penn station
[SMOKE] 8:55 pm: I live right around the corner from one, it's bad news!
[theyallslow] 8:55 pm: I had PS for lunch
[dedpedal] 8:55 pm: so, these two are bannished to the deck while I work. I kept getting dirty looks from the
setter and I could swear that the beagle flipped me off twice
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****[OrangeStang04] 8:56 pm: Did you start drinking early today Kev?
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:56 pm: your just not a dog person kev....stick with cats
[dedpedal] 8:56 pm: i was filming the first door and look down to see , of all things, the beagle taking a dump right
in front of me
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:57 pm: what he thought of you
[dedpedal] 8:57 pm: ok, i really didnt need to know that he cant digest cat food
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[dedpedal] 8:57 pm: I smacked the window with my hand and scared him off
******[Jeff88coupe] 8:58 pm: hey orange...were you at the beer cellar last thurs. night
[dedpedal] 8:58 pm: by the time I got to work on the second door, the setter wandered over and politely turned
around and began "the move" Yea, dogs do that too
[dedpedal] 8:59 pm: So, if it worked once, it should work again right?
[dedpedal] 8:59 pm: hell #$%^&* n NO
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[dedpedal] 9:00 pm: i smacked the window just as before but this time, and I have to say now that I was working
on the bottom of the glass so my face was at the perfect level
[dedpedal] 9:00 pm: i hit the glass and up went his ass
[dedpedal] 9:00 pm: apparently, dogs cant stop shitting anymore than a man can stop pissing
[dedpedal] 9:01 pm: he had problems as well.
[dedpedal] 9:01 pm: doggy diarhea
[dedpedal] 9:01 pm: the first part was a semi log and hit the glass and stuck, right in front of my face
[dedpedal] 9:02 pm: then came the icing on the cake
[dedpedal] 9:03 pm: it splattered and ran down the window like a slowly melting snowman with just his chocho
carrot nose sticking out

[dedpedal]

[dedpedal] 9:04 pm: that would come later Jeff
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:04 pm: yo bri
[dedpedal] 9:04 pm: off to the next job
*****[Ranger50] 9:05 pm: sup
[dedpedal] 9:05 pm: a 45 minute ride let me forget all about puppy piles
[dedpedal] 9:05 pm: the next place was inhabited by a pair of st bernards
[dedpedal] 9:06 pm: again, I was hanging film and one came right up to the window and dropped its breakfast in
front of me
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:06 pm: marge shott's place?
[dedpedal] 9:06 pm: " dude, you had waffels!"
*****[Ranger50] 9:07 pm: lol jeff
[dedpedal] 9:07 pm: fuggin dog had better breakfast than me
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:08 pm: um...most dogs have more than a cup of coffee and 4 cig's for breakfest kev
[dedpedal] 9:08 pm: to add insult to injury? the younger dog walks by and pisses on it, of course, i got a front row
view of the red rocket
[dedpedal] 9:09 pm: all i could think of is "If NASA had that back in the 70s, man would be on mars by now
[The Lounge]: cin_mustang has entered at 9:09 pm
[dedpedal] 9:10 pm: theres something about pissed on st bernard #$%^&* that quiets the appitite
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:10 pm: you and a few cases of whities with hot saluce is all nasa needs to get there kev
*****[Ranger50] 9:10 pm: lol
*****[Ranger50] 9:10 pm: sounds like the tiggy and turbo show
[dedpedal] 9:11 pm: the last job of the day had one puppy and it had just come in from outside, so I felt
reasonably safe
[dedpedal] 9:11 pm: this was a blind job, I had no clue how many windows or what film to use
[dedpedal] 9:12 pm: this guy had a wandering eye like beefcake used to
[dedpedal] 9:12 pm: only worse
*****[Ranger50] 9:12 pm: heh
[dedpedal] 9:12 pm: his didnt ever focus straight
[dedpedal] 9:12 pm: anyways, he shows me the windows and I start measuring
[dedpedal] 9:13 pm: then the smell hits me
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:13 pm: haha
[dedpedal] 9:13 pm: it would have won me the US and World title for room clearing flatulance
[dedpedal] 9:14 pm: worse than the smell of 17 mexicans (ill get to them later) in a honda crx
[dedpedal] 9:15 pm: I thought the guy was the fart god
[The Lounge]: MR.Shibbs has entered at 9:15 pm
[dedpedal] 9:15 pm: he never cut a smile tho
[dedpedal] 9:16 pm: the rest of the day, about the time I could breath through my nose, Id hear a faint hissing
sound which was the precursor of the ass odor about to follow

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*****[Ranger50] 9:17 pm: lol
*****[Ranger50] 9:17 pm: sounds like my soon to be relative....
[dedpedal] 9:18 pm: thats when I spy the puppy sitting under the coffe table with a very self satisfying grin
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:18 pm: kevin met his match
[dedpedal] 9:18 pm: i was jealous! I asked what they fed the puppy
[dedpedal] 9:19 pm: I was gonna get a few cans and save them for a special occasion
[MR.Shibbs] 9:19 pm: im guessing white castle left overs
[dedpedal] 9:19 pm: shhhh, I secretly working on a white castle flavored beer
[The Lounge]: BigBadStang has entered at 9:20 pm
*****[Ranger50] 9:20 pm: god help us
[dedpedal] 9:20 pm: I have the aroma down, just not cracking the taist and texture
[MR.Shibbs] 9:20 pm: lol
*****[Ranger50] 9:20 pm: how many blenders have you destoyed?
[dedpedal] 9:20 pm: ill get even with that puppy or the rest of you will pay the price
[dedpedal] 9:21 pm: oh well, on to other things
[The Lounge]: LR 01 Cobra has entered at 9:21 pm
[dedpedal] 9:21 pm: yall know the pooroo?
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:21 pm: hey old guy
[dedpedal] 9:22 pm: well, it about became a much shorter pooroo
[MR.Shibbs] 9:22 pm: give me a few slyders and a chinese buffet and i can clear out a shopping mall
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:22 pm: What
Ranger50 shakes the gertiol bottle
[dedpedal] 9:22 pm: i was heading home tonight and while getting on the ramp to the bridge from river road....
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:22 pm: I hate you all
[dedpedal] 9:23 pm: anyone who had driven it knows what a b***h that ramp is
[BigBadStang] 9:23 pm: Y'all talk like your 90 years old...lol
*****[Ranger50] 9:23 pm: but he is!
*****[Ranger50] 9:23 pm: ****
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:23 pm: #$%^&* i'm leaving
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:23 pm: haha
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:23 pm: You hurt my feelings
[dedpedal] 9:23 pm: anyways, all the sudden, the car in front of me comes to a complete stop!
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:24 pm: so when are you getting the new shelby tim?
[dedpedal] 9:24 pm: I couldnt see the driver due to the odd tan tinted windows
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:24 pm: Kinda like your car at the QS&L
[BigBadStang] 9:24 pm: too chicken to mash the gas and "merge" eh?
[dedpedal] 9:25 pm: he takes off and here I sit to be rear ended by the next sorry sap that comes barreling around
the curve
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:25 pm: I don't know Ford is 60 days behind on production
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:25 pm: They still have 1000 or so 07's to make
[dedpedal] 9:25 pm: he almost gets it from a ford van that was doing 70 or so
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:26 pm: you think they would be ahead of shedule on the mustangs..about the only thing ford
is selling
[dedpedal] 9:26 pm: After he got out in traffic, I wait for a running slot I can jump into and give it hell
*****[Ranger50] 9:26 pm: ford sells cars?
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:26 pm: not many
[dedpedal] 9:26 pm: all 87 hp digging in and going nowhere
*****[Ranger50] 9:26 pm: I just keep seeing the lots full of junk
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:26 pm: not to me
[BigBadStang] 9:26 pm: i had some dude do the same #$%^&* to me in my UPS truck in lexington saturday
morning!
[dedpedal] 9:27 pm: i got out in traffic and chased the idiot down
[dedpedal] 9:27 pm: still couldnt see anything from behind due to the odd tan tint
[BigBadStang] 9:27 pm: picking up speed to merge onto 75 and this old fart came to a dead stop with no one
coming in the lane!
*****[Ranger50] 9:27 pm: wasn't me...I was in lexington on tuesday
[LR 01 Cobra] 9:27 pm: Later I'm going back to the real world LOL Bye Guys
*****[Ranger50] 9:27 pm: ****
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:27 pm: i see stupid people come to a complete stop at the end of that on ramp all the time
[The Lounge]: LR 01 Cobra has left at 9:27 pm
[dedpedal] 9:28 pm: it wasnt till I got up next to the driver that I realised there was 17 mexicans stuffed into a ford
windstar!
[dedpedal] 9:28 pm: its not bad when the rest of 75 is stopped tho
*****[Ranger50] 9:28 pm: that's all???? they had room for 5 more at least
******[Jeff88coupe] 9:28 pm: probably heading to work at the sliders plant on 17
[BigBadStang] 9:28 pm: this one in lexington is a construction ramp and just dumps you out on 75, so if you have
to come to a stop in a truck, you are screwed... you sit there 4 ever!
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[The Lounge]: bcoh5gt has entered at 9:28 pm
*****[Ranger50] 9:29 pm: oh you were in the 110-118 construction eh
*****[Ranger50] 9:29 pm: that repave job
[dedpedal] 9:29 pm: I made it home in time to order a hoagy and start drinking.... I hope tommorow is better
[BigBadStang] 9:29 pm: yeah, our hub in Lex is down off leesburg rd.
[dedpedal] 9:29 pm: thanks for tuning in

[Black Horse]

Thanks for the update...there were some of us that have been banned from chat :HYF: -->Matt

[R825OH]

very nice Kev

['92Stang]

Thanks for the update...there were some of us that have been banned from chat :HYF: -->Matt

Guess I'm not the only one;)

[DeckerEnt]

Damn..Sorry I missed that one.
Keith

[Black Hole]

Thanks for the update...there were some of us that have been banned from chat :HYF: -->Matt
I told ya.....Vinny set that up and I haven't had time to look at it (again).

Gotta make some money unless you guys feel like payin me to work on this place all day long.

[MrsAPE]

gee kevin, the one man show. so many came in and left quickly. whys that?!

[dedpedal]

gee kevin, the one man show. so many came in and left quickly. whys that?!
Lack of enthusiasm I guess.

[bcoh5gt]

I am pissed I missed it.

[MrsAPE]

Lack of enthusiasm I guess.

i'll try to make the next one.

[Maximus]

What the Fuck!!@ Im not reading all that shit! What was kev rantin on about? Jeez, I give the Cracker ass a BOAT LOAD of FREE Fucking beer and hes upset.

WHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:HYF:

:lol: :popcorn:

[dedpedal]

What the Fuck!!@ Im not reading all that shit! What was kev rantin on about? Jeez, I give the Cracker ass a BOAT LOAD of FREE Fucking beer and hes upset.

WHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:HYF:

:lol: :popcorn:

Were almost out of Bud select. Many thanks again Craig!

[MrsAPE]

so im driving out to middletown today. just me. pop in a cd. start singing. then i remembered this thread. what is wrong with people singing in their cars?! huh? makes the drive nicer. besides, im deaf so my singing doesn't bother me. :cool1: till the saleen truck caught me off guard. heard it before i saw it.
and before you ask..yes, i am deaf..but i wear a cochlear implant so i can hear. just not 'normal'