kennebellcobra
05-31-2007, 11:22 AM
Subject: BBQ RULES
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> Here's one for you! Does this sound true?
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> BBQ RULES
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> We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
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> important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
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> cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a "real'" man will do,
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> probably because there is an element of danger involved.
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> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
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> are put into motion:
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> Routine...
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> (1) The woman buys the food.
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> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
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> dessert.
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> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
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> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
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> who is lounging beside the grill -beer in hand.
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> Here comes the important part:
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> (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
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> More routine....
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> (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
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> (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
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> thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
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> situation.
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> Important again:
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> (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
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> More routine....
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> (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,utensils, napkins,
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> sauces, and brings them to the table.
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> (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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> And most important of all:
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> (10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
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> (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
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> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
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> women....
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> Here's one for you! Does this sound true?
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>
>
>
>
> BBQ RULES
>
> We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
>
> important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
>
> cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a "real'" man will do,
>
> probably because there is an element of danger involved.
>
>
>
> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
>
> are put into motion:
>
>
>
> Routine...
>
> (1) The woman buys the food.
>
> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
>
> dessert.
>
> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>
> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
>
> who is lounging beside the grill -beer in hand.
>
>
>
> Here comes the important part:
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>
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> (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
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>
>
> More routine....
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>
>
> (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>
> (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
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> thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
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> situation.
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>
>
> Important again:
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> (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
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> More routine....
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> (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,utensils, napkins,
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> sauces, and brings them to the table.
>
> (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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>
>
> And most important of all:
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> (10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
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> (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
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> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
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> women....
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