dedpedal
06-05-2007, 07:41 AM
Retirement Planning If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would nowbe worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have$49.00 left.But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drankall the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drinkheavily and recycle.It's called the 401-Keg Plan...