Evil Squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ricks_85_gt]

Everywhere I go there is always this little fricken squirrel there taunting me. It just sets and stairs at me. One day at jesse's house I coulden't take the taunting anymore and I chased that little basterd until he acted like a bitch and ran up a tree, the lucky little shit if I would have cought him I would have made a hat out of his ass. Now 300 miles away at my moms there is a squirrel on the porch pacing back and forth stairing at me. Again this little prick actually raised one of his hands at me and then ran. I couldent chase the little booger that time cause I just had knee surgery and the squirrel just kept taunting me for hours. Finally I coulden't take it no more I grabbed my cane and hobbled out the door and threw a damn lawn chair at his ass. I guess he thought I ment buisness cause I havent seen him since. But still I feel there is a squirrel out there......stairing at me as we speek. If I ever catch him I am going to deep fry is ass, and use his fur to make a hat. I hate when little creatures try to take me over. This one time a rabbit looked at me and I swear to god it said I was dumb, true but a damn rabbit talked to me, I did have a sugar buzz but still a rabbit spoke to me. I dont know but anyway if your a squirrel I HATE U, and if you try to attack me I WILL EAT YOU!!!! Ask Jesse........IM INSANE!!!!:lol:

[Stangman]

wow... just wow

[jlt2006]

Its the animal conspiracy.

There are out to get us all eventually.

I heard about it on Bob and Tom.

[ricks_85_gt]

Yup!!!! you remember that day?

[Stangman]

Rick, your grammar, spelling and punctuation may not always be the best... but ya spelled squirrel right :bigthumb

[ricks_85_gt]

they are out to get us all i can feel it. everytime i turn around i hear a noise coming from the bushes. is it a animal terrorist or is it just my dumbass mind makin me look like a dumbass

[jlt2006]

Them dam sneaky bastards.

[Carl]

Start carrying a BB gun with you...you WILL have the last laugh!! HAHAHAHAHA

[DeckerEnt]

they are out to get us all i can feel it. everytime i turn around i hear a noise coming from the bushes. is it a animal terrorist or is it just my dumbass mind makin me look like a dumbass

I think the latter.
Keith

[ricks_85_gt]

to hell with a bb gun i want blood and guts ill bust out my 12 guage and show all them little shits that i meen buisness!!

[Stangman]

I always try to blow em off the birdfeeder with my tippman 98, but the barrel is off a lil and i always miss em! :mad:

[2-8-1]

shotgun....works wonder on all kinds of pests from squirrels to door to door salesmen.

[ricks_85_gt]

door to door salesmn.............................AWESOME!!!!!!

[Greg Seibert]

A Paint ball Gun will f#*k them up pretty good too.:coo1:

[Stangman]

A Paint ball Gun will f#*k them up pretty good too.:coo1:

If only my "98" had a better barrel...:D

[Black Hole]

The squirrels around here aren't bad, but I had moles until my Rottie caught em all ;) and I have a frickin groundhog that keeps digging up my landscaping trying to get under my front porch.

I set a trap for the fugger, but he outsmarted me there and won't go after the food actually in the cage. :mad:

[Stangman]

The squirrels around here aren't bad, but I had moles until my Rottie caught em all ;) and I have a frickin groundhog that keeps digging up my landscaping trying to get under my front porch.

I set a trap for the fugger, but he outsmarted me there and won't go after the food actually in the cage. :mad:


Land mines.... small, discreet land mines... :bigthumb



:lol:

[juiced347]

If only my "98" had a better barrel...:D

i'll sell you a smartparts 16in sniper barrel

[Stangman]

i'll sell you a smartparts 16in sniper barrel

PM me your price if you dont mind, thanks

[Steves LX]

Go to www.youtube.com and type in squirell launcher and hit search. Click on the video that comes up and enjoy.:lol:

[Katmandu]

Get a Beagle!

http://www.katmanduonline.net/pics/GreenDog/photos/photo5.jpg

[Katmandu]

Just don't get THIS one! :lol:

http://www.katmanduonline.net/pics/other/huntingdog.jpg

[Stangman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[dedpedal]

Just don't get THIS one! :lol:

http://www.katmanduonline.net/pics/other/huntingdog.jpg

Damn Eric, you shouldnt be showing your baby pictures with normal people.

[ricks_85_gt]

:lol:Whoa Turbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[facemelter71]

Buy a dog,prefer a terrier.Or a paintball gun,with a nice barrel.Oh and smartparts doesnt make a 16" {sniper barrel}.They make the tear drop,progressive, or all american.No sniper though.

[ricks_85_gt]

i hate furry little critters that try and kill me.