dedpedal
07-26-2007, 12:22 PM
Once again, Im pushed over the edge of that cliff of mental stability by some low rent mental midget. Last week, I stopped at Arbys for a sandwich, fries and a soda. Nothing out of the norm yet but when I get to the window, Jerry Jerkoff is busy chatting with the cutie behind a front register and neglected to ask if I wanted any sauces. He just opened the window, shoved my food out and closed it back up without missing a word to the cutie. So, me being me, I just sat there till he had another order ready to go out. When he opende the window and started to push the next order out to me, I calmly asked for ONE packet of Arbys sauce and ONE packet of Horsey sauce. This nimrod proceded to grab a double handful of both and right out the window they came. Ask for one and get a ton I guess.
Now my ire is in a tizzy. I calmly sat tight and picked all but one of each out of my lap and dumped them on the ground in front of his window and under my car. I couldnt have placed it better and I pulled away, the rear tire ran over some of the packets and squirted a glob of the white Horsey sauce all over his window. I wish the window had been open and him standing there.
On to today. My travels take me to NKY and I got finnished with my job early, so I decide to grab some grub and stop by the homestead for lunch. I would have made it a nooner for Amy but shes stuck at work. So White Castles it is then. I made my order, pulled to the first window and paid my bill. At the second window, the girl gets my food out and asks before handing it over if I wanted any condiments. I answered with a polite yes, hot sauce and ketchup. Keep in mind, I ordered 2 cheeseburgers, an order of small fries and a drink.I got home to find 2 ketchups and (get this) 17 packets of hot sauce! I guess this chick has heard of me before, but for 2 cheeseburgers????? Mabbe shes dyslexic and got the 2 condiments mixed. Oh well, nothing like a Whitey with 8 and a half packs of hotsauce soaked into the bun. The hard part is balancing one on my knee while I saturate it. Damn, it just hit the floor.
I CALL THE 5 SECOND RULE!!!!!
Yummy.:bigthumb
Now my ire is in a tizzy. I calmly sat tight and picked all but one of each out of my lap and dumped them on the ground in front of his window and under my car. I couldnt have placed it better and I pulled away, the rear tire ran over some of the packets and squirted a glob of the white Horsey sauce all over his window. I wish the window had been open and him standing there.
On to today. My travels take me to NKY and I got finnished with my job early, so I decide to grab some grub and stop by the homestead for lunch. I would have made it a nooner for Amy but shes stuck at work. So White Castles it is then. I made my order, pulled to the first window and paid my bill. At the second window, the girl gets my food out and asks before handing it over if I wanted any condiments. I answered with a polite yes, hot sauce and ketchup. Keep in mind, I ordered 2 cheeseburgers, an order of small fries and a drink.I got home to find 2 ketchups and (get this) 17 packets of hot sauce! I guess this chick has heard of me before, but for 2 cheeseburgers????? Mabbe shes dyslexic and got the 2 condiments mixed. Oh well, nothing like a Whitey with 8 and a half packs of hotsauce soaked into the bun. The hard part is balancing one on my knee while I saturate it. Damn, it just hit the floor.
I CALL THE 5 SECOND RULE!!!!!
Yummy.:bigthumb