dedpedal
08-17-2007, 04:32 PM
Okay, so Im not the MOST considerate individual on the planet but at least I try. Todays pet peeve/bitch is the mudder fuggers that take way too many items in the express checkout lanes. I can usualy hold my breath and look the other way, but today (as seems to be my world lately) I simply lost control of my mouth and let it be known. This fat fuck was in front of me at Wally World with a basket half full of Twinkies, Hohos and other various snacks that surely aint on the Jenny Craig list of healthy eating. I started to count when he had half of his purchase loaded onto the counter.
Me: (loudly) "Ten fingers ten toes, YUP THATS TWENTY ALLRIGHT!"
Him (works up a sweat turning his pumpkin size head to look at me) " It not that much more"
Fuck you Tubby. Just for my comment he opens the little fridge by the counter and adds 2 bottles of Pepsi. In my aggitation, I figured a couple packs of gum wouldnt hurt, so I snuck them into his pile of munchies. He never noticed that, but I DID notice a box of tampons (SuperSize) that some lady either didnt have the money for or her Aunt Flo left town early yhad left on the shelf. Yep, right in the pile with the gum. Let the fat fucker explaine THAT to his woman (or mom, he struck me as the type who still lives with his parents at the age of 40). Just for good measure, I stuck the anti theft thing from a DVD on the handle of his cart. I did get one last snicker in as I passed him at the door, going over his reciept with the Walmart greeter. I guess he might think of using a regular lane next time he needs to feed his face.:HYF:
Me: (loudly) "Ten fingers ten toes, YUP THATS TWENTY ALLRIGHT!"
Him (works up a sweat turning his pumpkin size head to look at me) " It not that much more"
Fuck you Tubby. Just for my comment he opens the little fridge by the counter and adds 2 bottles of Pepsi. In my aggitation, I figured a couple packs of gum wouldnt hurt, so I snuck them into his pile of munchies. He never noticed that, but I DID notice a box of tampons (SuperSize) that some lady either didnt have the money for or her Aunt Flo left town early yhad left on the shelf. Yep, right in the pile with the gum. Let the fat fucker explaine THAT to his woman (or mom, he struck me as the type who still lives with his parents at the age of 40). Just for good measure, I stuck the anti theft thing from a DVD on the handle of his cart. I did get one last snicker in as I passed him at the door, going over his reciept with the Walmart greeter. I guess he might think of using a regular lane next time he needs to feed his face.:HYF: