PonymanfiveO
09-06-2007, 10:26 PM
Amy and Kevin have a cat that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, Amy goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells Amy to tie a ribbon around the cat's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right !" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed that night, the cat begins snoring, as usual.
Amy tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around Biz the cats testicles...
Sure enough, the cat stops snoring !!! Amy is amazed !!!
Later that night, Kevin returns home drunk from being at Dickmans drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and begins snoring loudly.
Amy thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around Kevins testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him !!! Amy sleeps soundly.
Kevin wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the Bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his cat's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at Biz and whispers, "I don't know where we were...... Or what we did... But, by God... We took First and Second place!!!
:lol::bigthumb
"Yeah right !" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed that night, the cat begins snoring, as usual.
Amy tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around Biz the cats testicles...
Sure enough, the cat stops snoring !!! Amy is amazed !!!
Later that night, Kevin returns home drunk from being at Dickmans drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and begins snoring loudly.
Amy thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around Kevins testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him !!! Amy sleeps soundly.
Kevin wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the Bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his cat's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at Biz and whispers, "I don't know where we were...... Or what we did... But, by God... We took First and Second place!!!
:lol::bigthumb