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dedpedal
09-19-2007, 07:52 AM
I personaly dont know how much is true but it got me thinking.


Subject: Clinton Legacy

Just the Facts. Remember one can choose to ignore the facts, BUT that does not change them. This is really disgusting...be sure to read it all...

If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is "appointed" to fill her Senate seat and either lives to retire "they" (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks,. two US Senate retirement checks, A retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it !!!!

I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy!


Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflect ed on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?


2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie

"Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have plead the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, ;and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully

disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)...

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway.&nb sp; Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta

blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners

be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center.

This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,

A United States of America Citizen


PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY...

Hilarious Rotten Clinton , as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all
Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.

Makes sense.

They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.

Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting.

Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence "had" to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the s alaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

dedpedal
09-19-2007, 07:54 AM
On a lighter note:

US Postal Service Issues Recall

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a
picture of now U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while
serving as the First Lady of our nation.
The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not
sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the 'Hillary'
postage was not being delivered.
Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations. A
special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several
months and millions of dollars spent, made the following findings:
*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

mach_u
09-19-2007, 08:02 AM
On a lighter note:

US Postal Service Issues Recall

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a
picture of now U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while
serving as the First Lady of our nation.
The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not
sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the 'Hillary'
postage was not being delivered.
Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations. A
special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several
months and millions of dollars spent, made the following findings:
*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
:lol: That's awesome Great posts! :bigthumb

DeckerEnt
09-19-2007, 08:42 AM
Good one Kev.
Keith

bcoh5gt
09-19-2007, 05:19 PM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" :pump: I liked Clinton, what the heck? He smoked some weed and got some head. :sukit: Only difference between him and us, is his life is public. I am not posting this as an argument. Just my opinion. Everyone in office is crooked one way or the other.

Black92LX
09-19-2007, 06:17 PM
that is why we need to vote for this fella!
http://www.fred08.com/index.aspx

Watch his videos especially the newest where he talks about "HillaryCare"