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mustang8998
09-30-2007, 10:02 PM
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
R825OH
09-30-2007, 10:06 PM
Man thats why I'm not gettin anywhere. Because I won't kiss ass and blow anyone any bullshit,dammiit thats what I get for having ethics:bigthumb
Greg Seibert
09-30-2007, 10:13 PM
:confused:Unfortunately, everywhere I've worked since 1969, all of the above holds true.:rolleyes:
Demonracer
10-01-2007, 05:19 PM
So so true
snotzs135
10-01-2007, 10:13 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::bigthumb:cool1:
Silver Bullet
10-01-2007, 10:19 PM
Yep! LOL:lol:
99Slobra
10-01-2007, 10:48 PM
hahahaaha.

Its like people that say "There is no I in team. But there is a "ME".
Blacksunshine
10-01-2007, 11:41 PM
I think that's our company policy. Kiss ass or you will suck forever. lol
theyallslow
10-02-2007, 08:42 AM
I know what you are saying. I have had this job for about 6 maybe 7 weeks now, and every day I get to work someone in my office takes something off my desk today it was the mouse to the computer. pay backs a bitch.
bobtsgt
10-02-2007, 08:47 AM
they take your mouse, you take one wheel of their car. its an even trade :D
theyallslow
10-02-2007, 08:56 AM
I fliped all the screens on there monitors. and my boss said that if i dont get my mouse back i can take one wheel off each of there chairs.