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Black Horse
11-12-2007, 04:13 PM
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

5.0calypso93lx
11-12-2007, 04:32 PM
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

:lol::lol:

Paul408Notch
11-12-2007, 04:58 PM
:lol: I totally didn't see that one coming.

kennebellcobra
11-12-2007, 05:01 PM
Good one:bigthumb

theyallslow
11-12-2007, 05:49 PM
i think thats how all good tails end.

mach_u
11-12-2007, 07:13 PM
:lol: I skipped right to the last part I guess! ;)

331TwistedWedge
11-12-2007, 07:14 PM
tits are great :bigthumb

mustangboy
11-12-2007, 07:19 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

DeckerEnt
11-12-2007, 07:25 PM
tits are great :bigthumb

2nd that here. Just wish my ........
Keith

manley
11-16-2007, 08:00 AM
I just need to change a couple of the ages around and it fits. LOL.

Blacksunshine
11-16-2007, 10:11 AM
Thats funny

shep
11-16-2007, 11:44 AM
motor boatin son of a bitch....

transman
11-16-2007, 12:19 PM
great story:bigthumb

jdubya
11-17-2007, 10:49 AM
I skipped right to the girl with big tits. :D

85_SS_302_Coupe
11-17-2007, 06:40 PM
Big bewbies > stability and all that crap