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dedpedal
04-10-2008, 09:16 PM
Some of you allready heard this, but someone asked me to write it down, so here it is.

It was about our third real date, her and I.Young love was in the air. We were in a farmers pastuer , under an apple tree in front of the lake. The moon reflected off the water like a shimmering silver coin. It was warm and romantic so we sorta sauntered down to that place where friends become lovers. One thing led to another and the next thing I knew, we were deep in the grasp of passion. I was doing everything I knew and had her doggy style. I heard some rustling in the grass and opened my eyes to find her mother standing there with a very dissaproving look on her face. Do you know what she said to me at this point?




















































BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Xowner
04-13-2008, 03:41 PM
:eek2:

firestang70
04-13-2008, 05:53 PM
ewe are nasty dude! LOL

Timido
04-13-2008, 06:26 PM
I expect nothing more from "Ma Bess Friend"

k062693w
04-13-2008, 07:00 PM
It's a SICK WORLD!!!!!






































And I'm a Happy Guy LMAO

Mustard
04-13-2008, 07:25 PM
that was f-in great

motox159
04-14-2008, 03:49 AM
your not from clinton county are you? lol....back in the day one of my older brothers buddies was drunk at the fair. he wasn't the best lookin fella, so he got what he could.....and it was some poor little lamb....lol..

BIGRED Z
04-20-2008, 09:56 PM
Yer a nas-tay bastard Kev.:D

INSANEBA
04-27-2008, 12:02 PM
Mom probably thought that anything other than the missionary was too far for the first few dates lol. Maybe she was hoping for the left overs too lol...