dedpedal
05-22-2008, 06:03 PM
After a long and sanguid afternoon in the dentist chair I sit back to reflect on how my visit was and what I learned. Here goes. I know theres alot of people that think Im a useless drunk but screw them. They wont ever be any better. Anyways, I went to my dentist today to have routine cleaning and an extraction of a broken molar. It wasnt bothering me other than a rough edge that I kept biting my cheek with. Although I expected an hour or maybe 2, it turned into an afternoon affair (and not one from Phylis at the Madison either). The end result is that I will be having 2 root canals and 2 porcelin crowns in the next few weeks. I can deal with that. besides, how impressive is it to smile at a woman and show holes in your grill?
So on to what I learned:
1. My hygenist has a thin neck that I could snap with one hand and chicken legs. Ive heard guys say (and Ive said it myself) that "I would break that chick in half". Now I truely know what that means.
2. She (the hygenist) wears nice perfume. I guess thats to put horny guys like me into a mental tizzy and not think about all the noises emminating from the dremel looking thing stuck in the mouth. Needless to say, when I closed my eyes, I had visions of my early twenties when I used to frequent the titty bars in Newport and Covington.
3. On a good note, she has the most amzing eyes. Deep blue framed with blonde hair thats either natural or not showing roots. I could fall into those eyes and spend eternity.
An hour of rooting and digging and a polish, Im off to the waiting dentist to discuss my two messed up toofers.
4. My dentist is about as understandable as chinese stereo instructions. Thats ok, she has a sweet spanish accent that belongs on a pornstar. Im sure that it will resurface in me wet dreams sometime in the near future. Im a sucker for a woman with an accent.
5. She has a nice ass. Everytime she turned to get a new pick or gause, I would turn to grab a quick look. Couple this ass with the accent and I was putty in her hands. Im saying that she could have stuck an ice pick through my ear and I wouldnt have noticed.
6. Nitrous is good. medical grade that is. I was huffing to my hearts content.Nothing soothes the savage beast like a good hit on the laughing gas. I found that its looked down upon to reach over and crank the regulator to full. Like I cared at that point. I was so far away in LA LA Land that I couldnt be reached for comment.
7. She has nice boobs. Perfect round melons of joy hanging towards the floor as she leaned over to inspect her work. I was in heaven. (at least I thought I was) At some point I think she noticed my eyes not being directed towards the ceiling or she elt a hot draught of my breathing because she adjusted the low cut blouse and covered the sweater puppies for good.
The only bad thing I learned at the dentist office is that under no circumstances is a stiffy approved of. Not only by the dentist and her assistant, but by the patient (ME!) when trying to sit up at the end to rinse. A mmans body just isnt meant to bend like that without massive amounts of pain sent right to the bannana and apples.
BASEBALL CARS BEER AND IF ALL FAILS, Think HILLARY CLINTON AND JANET RENO!
Have a good day!
So on to what I learned:
1. My hygenist has a thin neck that I could snap with one hand and chicken legs. Ive heard guys say (and Ive said it myself) that "I would break that chick in half". Now I truely know what that means.
2. She (the hygenist) wears nice perfume. I guess thats to put horny guys like me into a mental tizzy and not think about all the noises emminating from the dremel looking thing stuck in the mouth. Needless to say, when I closed my eyes, I had visions of my early twenties when I used to frequent the titty bars in Newport and Covington.
3. On a good note, she has the most amzing eyes. Deep blue framed with blonde hair thats either natural or not showing roots. I could fall into those eyes and spend eternity.
An hour of rooting and digging and a polish, Im off to the waiting dentist to discuss my two messed up toofers.
4. My dentist is about as understandable as chinese stereo instructions. Thats ok, she has a sweet spanish accent that belongs on a pornstar. Im sure that it will resurface in me wet dreams sometime in the near future. Im a sucker for a woman with an accent.
5. She has a nice ass. Everytime she turned to get a new pick or gause, I would turn to grab a quick look. Couple this ass with the accent and I was putty in her hands. Im saying that she could have stuck an ice pick through my ear and I wouldnt have noticed.
6. Nitrous is good. medical grade that is. I was huffing to my hearts content.Nothing soothes the savage beast like a good hit on the laughing gas. I found that its looked down upon to reach over and crank the regulator to full. Like I cared at that point. I was so far away in LA LA Land that I couldnt be reached for comment.
7. She has nice boobs. Perfect round melons of joy hanging towards the floor as she leaned over to inspect her work. I was in heaven. (at least I thought I was) At some point I think she noticed my eyes not being directed towards the ceiling or she elt a hot draught of my breathing because she adjusted the low cut blouse and covered the sweater puppies for good.
The only bad thing I learned at the dentist office is that under no circumstances is a stiffy approved of. Not only by the dentist and her assistant, but by the patient (ME!) when trying to sit up at the end to rinse. A mmans body just isnt meant to bend like that without massive amounts of pain sent right to the bannana and apples.
BASEBALL CARS BEER AND IF ALL FAILS, Think HILLARY CLINTON AND JANET RENO!
Have a good day!