04 Venom
08-10-2008, 03:05 PM
Cracker Liberation Army Party (CLAP) Communique #3:
Confirming their worst fears, the CLAP report that the MOFOs (Mighty Obama Forces of Oppression) will press for reparations from the CLAP if Obama wins the presidential election. Specifically, the MOFOs have stated they will confiscate all the CLAPers' Mustangs and make them drive Chevy Aveos with 22" spinner rims. In addition, the MOFOs report that the Mustangs will be melted down and recycled into fart can exhausts for the Ricers.
A spokesman for the MOFOs stated that they will make the Crackers cry like the bitches they are. Attempts to reach Hardcore or 02mingryGT were unsuccessful , since they are reported to be in hiding, but other members of the CLAP describe the reparations as cruel and unusual punishment. One depressed CLAPer claimed that even the enemy combatants held in Guantanamo Bay are allowed to have a copy of the Koran, but they want to take our Stangs away.
A state of paranoia is said to be afflicting the CLAP.
Confirming their worst fears, the CLAP report that the MOFOs (Mighty Obama Forces of Oppression) will press for reparations from the CLAP if Obama wins the presidential election. Specifically, the MOFOs have stated they will confiscate all the CLAPers' Mustangs and make them drive Chevy Aveos with 22" spinner rims. In addition, the MOFOs report that the Mustangs will be melted down and recycled into fart can exhausts for the Ricers.
A spokesman for the MOFOs stated that they will make the Crackers cry like the bitches they are. Attempts to reach Hardcore or 02mingryGT were unsuccessful , since they are reported to be in hiding, but other members of the CLAP describe the reparations as cruel and unusual punishment. One depressed CLAPer claimed that even the enemy combatants held in Guantanamo Bay are allowed to have a copy of the Koran, but they want to take our Stangs away.
A state of paranoia is said to be afflicting the CLAP.