Pops Fun
08-25-2008, 10:11 PM
Today, a guy grabs my wife’s breasts and even stuck his face in them! She usually handles these things with no help from me, but she thought it was cute and none of us had even been drinking. I can’t believe it.
My niece, a homemaker, and her husband, a doctoral student, came to visit and take in a local concert. They brought this guy with them. After getting married on our lawn a few years ago, they moved to Indiana. They had been anxiously expecting this guy for nearly a year and he shows up last April when I first met him. They go off to the concert and leave him here with us!
This guy has never worked a day in his life, does nothing but eat, sleep, laugh, cry and fart. My sister-in-law jokingly called him a “fat little tick” which everyone thought funny except my niece who feigns indignation every time we repeat it.
I’ve tried talking to him, but all he does is smile and laugh. He seems oblivious and in his own little world.
What really gets me is my family is crazy about this guy, especially my niece and her husband. He can do no wrong. If you go to the mall with him, women stop and make over him. It’s driving me nuts.
Here’s his picture, so you can keep your wife and daughters safe:
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj22/Popsfun/Untitled-1.jpg
J/K
My niece, a homemaker, and her husband, a doctoral student, came to visit and take in a local concert. They brought this guy with them. After getting married on our lawn a few years ago, they moved to Indiana. They had been anxiously expecting this guy for nearly a year and he shows up last April when I first met him. They go off to the concert and leave him here with us!
This guy has never worked a day in his life, does nothing but eat, sleep, laugh, cry and fart. My sister-in-law jokingly called him a “fat little tick” which everyone thought funny except my niece who feigns indignation every time we repeat it.
I’ve tried talking to him, but all he does is smile and laugh. He seems oblivious and in his own little world.
What really gets me is my family is crazy about this guy, especially my niece and her husband. He can do no wrong. If you go to the mall with him, women stop and make over him. It’s driving me nuts.
Here’s his picture, so you can keep your wife and daughters safe:
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj22/Popsfun/Untitled-1.jpg
J/K