Mark66
09-02-2008, 01:55 PM
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft.
Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her
age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to
hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with
him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?
'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his
book.'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked
First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he
replied and turned back to his book.
'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years
ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live
around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again
resumed reading.Trying to find a topic of common interest,
she persisted,'Do you like pussy cats?
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his
blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her
the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
asked the man,'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'
Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her
age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to
hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with
him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?
'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his
book.'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked
First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he
replied and turned back to his book.
'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years
ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live
around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again
resumed reading.Trying to find a topic of common interest,
she persisted,'Do you like pussy cats?
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his
blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her
the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
asked the man,'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'