Steves LX
09-04-2008, 08:36 AM
The Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying,
'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause
this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
going down the tracks.'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use
that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use
nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers,
please remember your things, thank you and
hope your trip was a pleasant one We hope you will ride with
us again soon.'
She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen..
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying,
'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause
this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
going down the tracks.'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use
that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use
nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers,
please remember your things, thank you and
hope your trip was a pleasant one We hope you will ride with
us again soon.'
She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen..