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Black Horse
09-08-2008, 10:04 AM
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Cincinnati Bengals.


Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.


Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?

A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.


Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.


Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

DeckerEnt
09-08-2008, 01:44 PM
Bad Dave, Bad Dave, No cookie for you!! Good ones though. LOL
Keith

untamed
09-08-2008, 02:11 PM
Those are awesome Dave.

NaomiDstangLvr
09-08-2008, 03:36 PM
Those are awesome Dave.
Hey I've seen you around lately! Lol! I was wondering if you were a Stangbanger!

NaomiDstangLvr
09-08-2008, 03:37 PM
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Cincinnati Bengals.


Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.


Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?

A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.


Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.


Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Haha :flipoff:

Pops Fun
09-08-2008, 05:05 PM
I like it!!

04 Venom
09-08-2008, 08:40 PM
Another gem from the philosopher in residence.

beefcake
09-08-2008, 10:01 PM
have faith, have fatih

untamed
09-09-2008, 09:38 AM
Hey I've seen you around lately! Lol! I was wondering if you were a Stangbanger!

Well the Vinny sticker on the top of the windshield would be a dead give away. lol. Just kiddin. I have been a Stangbanger now for about 2 and a half years. Wave next time you see me.

NaomiDstangLvr
09-09-2008, 06:55 PM
Well the Vinny sticker on the top of the windshield would be a dead give away. lol. Just kiddin. I have been a Stangbanger now for about 2 and a half years. Wave next time you see me.

Ha! Well I didn't see the sticker 'cause I only saw the back and you were parked at that little carry out on Amelia/Olive Branch Rd. I was in my Explorer. But I'll wave at you next time! ;)