Apartment Living (PWI)

[Sparky]

I'm sittin here LMAO. Every now and then, when I sit out on the front step of my townhome with a beer and a smoke, I can hear off in the distance...the sounds of love (making). Don't get me wrong,it's not like I have to strain to hear people in my complex shagging. I'm in a quiet suburb,in a 10+ building complex. But, what gets me is why people feel the need to open their windows before they make the beast with two backs.You know,bump uglies? As soon as I step out the door I can hear them, and there are people from other units out as well, chattin it up. I think its this old cougar straight across from me, because I can faintly in the dark see the outline of the window opened. If its that their just that loud and the window is shut, I gotta say dayum! I'm sittin there,damn near choking on my brew, trying to keep from laughing,hearing the sound of "ooooh!OOOOOOOOH! F*CK ME!" I felt like being an asshole and clapping ,and cheering them on. LOL "gitter son!" As least somebodies gettin some I guess.:eek::popcorn:

[cobrajoe]

As least somebodies gettin some I guess.:eek::popcorn:

you said it!:bigthumb

[DeckerEnt]

If the roles were swapped, You wouldn't care who heard you as long as you were getting some!!!!:bigthumb
Keith

[mach_u]

That's about as bad as the chunky neighbors behind us, showering each morning with no curtain on their shower window! Not the first thing you want to see before you've had your morning coffee!
:jawdrop:

[Walter]

In the apts I used to live in, I would always hear the neighbor chick gettin plowed on the other side of the bedroom wall.

[99Slobra]

hahahahahaha.

yeah I can hear my neighbors. She's a whiner/moaner and he says "Oh Mamma" when he's done. I'll clap and ask for an encore.

I just crank up the stereo really loudly till they get the point.

[bkstang95]

hahaha, bringing back college memories....

[Holly]

This thread is cracking me up. :lol:

[PONYGRL]

Me too. Can't say that I have ever experienced this or had to deal w/it.... I live in condos with a bunch of rich stuck up old people who drive me crazy instead cuz they act like it is a retirement home.

[Stangman]

That's about as bad as the chunky neighbors behind us, showering each morning with no curtain on their shower window! Not the first thing you want to see before you've had your morning coffee!
:jawdrop:

Ohh god... Nightmares already... :barf:

If I heard that stuff I'd be blasting some Metallica with the subwoofer turned WAaaaayyyyy up :bigthumb


Or record the audio and play it back later on the stereo withe the subwoofer turned WAaaaayyyyy up... now THAT would be embarrassing for them wouldn't it? :lol:

[Stang 38L]

That's about as bad as the chunky neighbors behind us, showering each morning with no curtain on their shower window! Not the first thing you want to see before you've had your morning coffee!
:jawdrop:

It never happened without pics...

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

I've been in an apartment since i left home. I've heard it ALL. I've heard some serious S+M bondage/spanking sex, i've heard lovey dovey sex, i've heard GAY sex. I live in one apartment that the walls were so thin i could hear every word that was spoken. You just turn up some metal and pretent it's not happening, or if you're like me you get your woman in bed and see who can out hump their neighbor :lol:

What i can't stand are the break-up/make-up couples that are always fighting and throwing eachother out and dragging their kids in on it and calling the cops. I live next to one of those couples now.

[Mista Bone]

Two cures for noisy sex neighbors

Good pair of headphones with music cranked or pay the Megan Ryan scene from "When Harry met Sally" REALLY loud.

[Kevin1989]

At the golf course i worked at on the tees on 5 there was a house with a young couple that lived in it and on occasion you could hear the "love making" haha she was really loud. good times:lol:

[Sparky]

I've been in an apartment since i left home. I've heard it ALL. I've heard some serious S+M bondage/spanking sex, i've heard lovey dovey sex, i've heard GAY sex. I live in one apartment that the walls were so thin i could hear every word that was spoken. You just turn up some metal and pretent it's not happening, or if you're like me you get your woman in bed and see who can out hump their neighbor :lol:

What i can't stand are the break-up/make-up couples that are always fighting and throwing eachother out and dragging their kids in on it and calling the cops. I live next to one of those couples now.

Now the gay sex is where I'd have to draw the line. Did it sound like Mr. Slave?
" huh-OOOOOOOOH! Jeesis Crise!" :lol:.....I don't really want to know, I just thought that was funny:lol:

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Well, when it's around midnight and you hear a headboard bangin the wall and two dudes moaning, you just get that feeling in your gut that you wish you were deaf. The most uncomfortable part is i think they were "straight" to the rest of the world because they acted like your typical leg humpin dudes and would crack jokes about hot women.

[Stangman]

sounds like they are "locked" in the closet! :lol:

[bkstang95]

At the golf course i worked at on the tees on 5 there was a house with a young couple that lived in it and on occasion you could hear the "love making" haha she was really loud. good times:lol:

HAHAHA what golf course is this? My house is on a golf course...

[Black Horse]

Go knock on her door and ask for "a cup of what he is having"!