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Steves LX
01-19-2009, 08:36 AM
The Sensitive Man:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk. They connect. They end up leaving
together..
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing
the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,medium-sized
bears covering the length of the middle shelf and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. But,
she doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue
talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe,
this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom. Where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw
passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
'Well, how was it?'
Ready for this?????

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

MrsAPE
01-19-2009, 09:46 AM
oh gawd..

KobraII
01-19-2009, 12:06 PM
LOL!!! Good one! I didn't see that ending coming!

Rick93coupe
01-19-2009, 12:46 PM
hahaha.. Thats awesome!

Hatchback kid
01-19-2009, 01:04 PM
LOL amazing

beefcake
01-19-2009, 01:08 PM
oldie but goodie every time :)

pegasus
01-19-2009, 01:43 PM
balwwwww thats great

Black Horse
01-19-2009, 02:43 PM
That one has been around for a long time - and still hilarous!