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dedpedal
02-26-2009, 07:39 AM
Larry returns from the doctor and tells Bettythat the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.Given the prognosis, Larry asks Betty for sex.Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.Could we please do it one more time?'Of
course, Betty agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watchand realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.After this session, Betty rolls over and falls to sleep.Larry, however, worried about dying, tosses and turns,until he's down to 4 more hours.He taps Betty who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.Do you think we could...'At this point Betty sits up and says, 'Listen Larry I have to get up in the morning........you
don't.'