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dedpedal
03-03-2009, 08:01 PM
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said,'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained,ʼ The egg timer's broken.'



And no, this didnt happen to me.
Black Horse
03-03-2009, 08:35 PM
Must have been over easy ;)
Evil_Capri
03-03-2009, 08:41 PM
That's what is known as a 'Win-Win!'

Although, I might try a little longer for the bacon to be done . . . with a little break so she can flip it!
BIGRED Z
05-09-2011, 03:07 AM
That's what is known as a 'Win-Win!'

Although, I might try a little longer for the bacon to be done . . . with a little break so she can flip it!

I beg to differ....when it takes me longer to clean up, than it does you to cum...where is it worth my time???
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Just a thought. :eek:
cobrajoe
05-09-2011, 03:51 AM
I beg to differ....when it takes me longer to clean up, than it does you to cum...where is it worth my time???
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Just a thought. :eek:

Oh SNAP! LOL
furiouslyfaster
05-09-2011, 11:41 AM
Conversations going downhill fast lol
03z06vette
05-09-2011, 12:41 PM
If it takes you guys longer than 3-5 min to get your woman off, your not doing it right... just saying..
Racin Jason
05-09-2011, 10:17 PM
2x that .....lol
Mista Bone
05-10-2011, 01:58 AM
I beg to differ....when it takes me longer to clean up, than it does you to cum...where is it worth my time???
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Just a thought. :eek:

If you wouldn't make such a mess in the kitchen, you wouldn't have so much to clean up!

:eek:
inferno50
05-10-2011, 08:47 AM
If it takes you guys longer than 3-5 min to get your woman off, your not doing it right... just saying..

Who said anything about her.lol