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dedpedal
03-06-2009, 08:42 AM
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
Blackpony
03-06-2009, 08:51 AM
Sounds like a happy ending to me
Black Horse
03-06-2009, 08:58 AM
Ah, nothing like the voice of reason in the morning!
Maximus
03-06-2009, 09:25 AM
You forgot that he worked in his 10 car garage on his projects till all hours of the night.
DeckerEnt
03-06-2009, 09:26 AM
If only........
ffmueller81
03-06-2009, 09:34 AM
You forgot that he worked in his 10 car garage on his projects till all hours of the night.


ah, you mean like this one I just picked up??? hahahahaha
BIGRED Z
05-09-2011, 03:18 AM
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

But he never had anyone to piss on his leg (thereby marking HER territory)and go to the basement to make a ring for. How sad is that???