Black Horse
03-16-2009, 06:14 AM
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of the platonic relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye..
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates..'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian
saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll
send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take
the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ________
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:
__________________________________________________ __
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the
fact remains that if Jennifer was
sleeping in her own bed, she would
have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of the platonic relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye..
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates..'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian
saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll
send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take
the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ________
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:
__________________________________________________ __
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the
fact remains that if Jennifer was
sleeping in her own bed, she would
have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER