Blackpony
03-26-2009, 02:46 PM
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The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence.
these are Pepito replies
1. Cheese;
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom;
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder;
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS;
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes;
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July;
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum;
I had 2 cars and my wife rectum!
8. Juarez;
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken;
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair;
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
11. Chickenwing;
My wife plays the lottery so chickenwing.
12. Harassment;
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
honey harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop;
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop
14. Body wash;
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids
________________________________________
The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence.
these are Pepito replies
1. Cheese;
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom;
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder;
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS;
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes;
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July;
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum;
I had 2 cars and my wife rectum!
8. Juarez;
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken;
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair;
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
11. Chickenwing;
My wife plays the lottery so chickenwing.
12. Harassment;
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
honey harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop;
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop
14. Body wash;
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids