RIXXX93GT
04-03-2009, 10:12 AM
DEA Agent
> > A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an
> old rancher.
> > He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for
> illegally grown drugs."
> > The old rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field
> over there," as he points out the location.
> > The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, "Mister, I have
> the authority of the federal government with me." Reaching
> into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly
> displays it to the farmer. "See this badge? This badge means
> I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No
> questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?
> Do you understand?"
> > The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about
> his chores.
> > A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and
> sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close
> behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step, the
> bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely
> that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The
> officer is clearly terrified.
> > The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence,
> and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge! Show him
> your badge!"
> > A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an
> old rancher.
> > He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for
> illegally grown drugs."
> > The old rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field
> over there," as he points out the location.
> > The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, "Mister, I have
> the authority of the federal government with me." Reaching
> into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly
> displays it to the farmer. "See this badge? This badge means
> I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No
> questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?
> Do you understand?"
> > The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about
> his chores.
> > A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and
> sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close
> behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step, the
> bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely
> that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The
> officer is clearly terrified.
> > The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence,
> and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge! Show him
> your badge!"