Mark66
04-22-2009, 08:03 AM
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty
yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
patch. * *All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman* *appeared. She said,
'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took
me*to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't*have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life: better
still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!' *Then POOF! She was gone!*
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,
where are you?'** * *Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'** * *Dave shouts back, 'DON'T
SWING, Fred *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!'
yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
patch. * *All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman* *appeared. She said,
'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took
me*to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't*have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life: better
still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!' *Then POOF! She was gone!*
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,
where are you?'** * *Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'** * *Dave shouts back, 'DON'T
SWING, Fred *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!'