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mustanger
10-14-2009, 10:15 PM
Some people who walk their dogs should either have their heads rubbed in the shit their dogs leave behind or just a good swift kick in the ass.

How many of you have seen someone walking their dog/s just to stop right in your fucking yard and drop their load and just walk off without picking the shit up ? OR let alone have their dog hike it's friggin leg just to piss all over your shrub,bush or tree ? I watched someone at where I work actually walk their dog over next to a dog bag station, dog takes a dump then walks off...WTF the damn station was right there for YOU to grab a bag and pick the shit up.
:flipoff: Can't stand these people.

Maximus
10-14-2009, 10:46 PM
I hate those inconsiderate POS people also. :mad:
When I walk Bodie away from my yard, I carry a Kroger bag because I know (EVEN AFTER HE JUST DUMPED in my yard) that he is going to dump on someone elses lawn. Inside out bag, grap warm moist heapin pile, pull bag right side out, all is good. AND its a bonus on trash nights. You can just drop off said bag of Poo in neighbors trash can by the street!! No more carrying the bag of stinky doggie waste around the neighborhood.
The wife laughs when I squeze the poo in the bag....:lol:

What you can do with someone elses poo in your yard. Grab a shovel, scoop up po poo, place warm moist stinky mess on sidewalk and put up a sign.....
"A person was not considerate to my yard, so Im not going to be considerate to them....CURB YOR DOG BITCHES!!

hmmm...I need to find a magazine. BRB

ADaughen
10-15-2009, 09:29 AM
There's a house on the corner of my neighbor hood that has a sign in their side yard about that. It IS inconsiderate, but to put up a sign and be "that" person? :/


I have two dogs and even on a 1.12 mile walk neither have to pinch a loaf in a neighbor's yard. My one dog does wander towards bushes, primarily due to needing to sniff out other markings.

R825OH
10-15-2009, 05:34 PM
Yeah I caught a guy a few weeks back doing that. I was leaving the house, and his dog was taking a BIG dump on my treelawn. I asked him if he needed a bag for it. He looked at me and said "no". I asked him where he lived so I could drop it on his step,then he realized it was my yard his dog shit in. after an apology he asked for a bag Havn't seen him or his dog again.:)

Jeff88coupe
10-15-2009, 11:09 PM
One of our neighbors 2 doors down has 2 larger pit mix dogs. I have found several bombs in our side yard while mowing the grass that is towards their house. Never really knew if it was their dogs..but always suspected it. Other day I was home out in the garage working on my car with the garage door up. One of them was walking one of their dogs across the street....it did it's business in another neighbors yard...I basically stared her down the whole time since I didn't see a bag in her hand. Then she just walked the dog away when it was done like nothing happened. I think I need to collect and save the poo bombs in a paper bag for awhile. Then a flaming bag of dog poo is going to appear on their front porch.

12seclx
10-15-2009, 11:49 PM
Some people who walk their dogs should either have their heads rubbed in the shit their dogs leave behind or just a good swift kick in the ass.


I vote for having their heads rubbed in the shit their dogs leave behind!

:lol:......:bigthumb

bascom123
10-16-2009, 10:39 AM
Taking your dog for a walk is a way of not having to clean the crap up in your own yard. I agree rub their nose in it like most owners do when their animal has an accident in the house.

LOL

DeckerEnt
10-16-2009, 07:56 PM
When I walk my dog, I always have 2 bags in my pocket. Those wally world bags are notorious for splitting at the bottom. Double wrap the turds!!!! Oh, and I vote for rubbing the owner's nose in it too!!!

MsBlkramair
10-18-2009, 05:38 PM
I have a fenced yard, so no other dogs can crap in my yard.....but i always have a bag for my boxer and great dane when I walk them. they leave big piles!

redfirepearlgt
10-18-2009, 07:38 PM
Some people who walk their dogs should either have their heads rubbed in the shit their dogs leave behind or just a good swift kick in the ass.

How many of you have seen someone walking their dog/s just to stop right in your fucking yard and drop their load and just walk off without picking the shit up ? OR let alone have their dog hike it's friggin leg just to piss all over your shrub,bush or tree ? I watched someone at where I work actually walk their dog over next to a dog bag station, dog takes a dump then walks off...WTF the damn station was right there for YOU to grab a bag and pick the shit up.
:flipoff: Can't stand these people.

+1 from a dog owner - If you own a dog, clean up after it, keep the animal on a short leash when walking it to show respect for others, and get the damn dog in out of the back yard (if you live in town) after dark if it barks all the time. Buy a fricking bark collar if that is what it takes to break it from yapping all night long!!!

This ticks me off almost as much as Soccer Vans! Being a dog owner (she is like our daughter) we ALWAYS walk her and take plastic bags along just in case. We keep the leash very short knowing that there are those who do not like or trust dogs so that she is under our control (no retractable leashes). She is never left outside unattended.

This is a specially sore subject. I have neighbors who do not respect others in the community. Hope they are reading this!!!!!!!

mustanger
10-18-2009, 08:48 PM
Here's another one for you...I work at an apartment community painting units all day...inside and out.

I get my ladder up to the second floor to paint the balcony, when I hopped over the railing I land feet first in a big pile of dog shit, man I was pissed. I knocked on the balcony door to find out from the renter why there was a big pile of dog shit on the balcony floor...his response...I'm not sure how it got there then a few seconds later I see his german sheppard squeeze through the door and his legs, all I gave him was a stared look and he said he would clean it imidiately.

He was so lazy he couldn't walk his dog in the park that is provided for owners and their pets. So instead he just let the dog out on the balcony to shit while all the neighbors had to endure the smell of shit.../rant off.

redfirepearlgt
10-18-2009, 09:12 PM
Here's another one for you...I work at an apartment community painting units all day...inside and out.

I get my ladder up to the second floor to paint the balcony, when I hopped over the railing I land feet first in a big pile of dog shit, man I was pissed. I knocked on the balcony door to find out from the renter why there was a big pile of dog shit on the balcony floor...his response...I'm not sure how it got there then a few seconds later I see his german sheppard squeeze through the door and his legs, all I gave him was a stared look and he said he would clean it imidiately.

He was so lazy he couldn't walk his dog in the park that is provided for owners and their pets. So instead he just let the dog out on the balcony to shit while all the neighbors had to endure the smell of shit.../rant off.

Eviction time and call pet control. Then firmly plant the owners face into what is stuck on the sole of your shoe, if you get the meaning.

"And thats all I got to say about that".

2Kblacksleeper
10-21-2009, 09:50 PM
When i was getting meds today since i have the damn flu, and i am on VACATION.
CVS had a retractable dog leash that had a spot built into the middle of it to hold get this PLASTIC BAGS. 20 bones though.

I have a neighbor that has 3 dogs and they bark non stop. They get the other 7 dogs in the 4 surrounding houses to bark after they start. Does anyone have any way i can combat this. Dog whistle? The other ones are usually fine till they start.

It gets so bad my mom and brother cant go out in the fenced in yard. They fear dogs so i know that does not help. Its no help asking the neighbor for help. There not there during most of the day.

Thanks for any info.

John

e5shea
10-23-2009, 10:40 PM
You gotta go pick it up and throw it at them....you know, kind of like monkeys do.

bangingears
10-23-2009, 10:51 PM
I want to vent also.....My neighbors dog has a complex and WILL NOT shit in its own yard, so guess where it goes?????? thats right......IN MY YARD. They never clean it up either, even though they have a pooper scooper leaning agaisnt their home.

e5shea
10-23-2009, 11:11 PM
I want to vent also.....My neighbors dog has a complex and WILL NOT shit in its own yard, so guess where it goes?????? thats right......IN MY YARD. They never clean it up either, even though they have a pooper scooper leaning agaisnt their home.

You my friend, need to find an old pitching wedge or 9 iron and golf that shit back into their yard. If you get good, you can aim for cars, siding, or the roof!!!

redfirepearlgt
10-23-2009, 11:26 PM
I want to vent also.....My neighbors dog has a complex and WILL NOT shit in its own yard, so guess where it goes?????? thats right......IN MY YARD. They never clean it up either, even though they have a pooper scooper leaning agaisnt their home.

Had the same problem with my neighbor. Had two retrievers. Asked him to keep the poop in his yard several times. No change. I picked up about 10 lbs of crap in the back yard one early spring, put it all in a pizza box and set in his back yard. He still did not get the clue. It went on. That late summer, I went into my back yard with a short handled shovel after stepping in yet more of the golden retriever bombs, and began flinging them all back over on his property. He came out to find crap on his car, his porch, his driveway, his gas grill and in his whirlpool. That ended that real quick. The light FINALLY came on. He never once brought it up. We get along fine now. Seriously. Note: We had no dog at the time and his yard is not fenced off from ours. There was retriever hair that matched his dogs in the poop so no doubt he was the guilty party. Try it sometime. You will feel vindicated. Oh BTW, the car was a BMW.

bangingears
10-24-2009, 12:06 AM
Had the same problem with my neighbor. Had two retrievers. Asked him to keep the poop in his yard several times. No change. I picked up about 10 lbs of crap in the back yard one early spring, put it all in a pizza box and set in his back yard. He still did not get the clue. It went on. That late summer, I went into my back yard with a short handled shovel after stepping in yet more of the golden retriever bombs, and began flinging them all back over on his property. He came out to find crap on his car, his porch, his driveway, his gas grill and in his whirlpool. That ended that real quick. The light FINALLY came on. He never once brought it up. We get along fine now. Seriously. Note: We had no dog at the time and his yard is not fenced off from ours. There was retriever hair that matched his dogs in the poop so no doubt he was the guilty party. Try it sometime. You will feel vindicated. Oh BTW, the car was a BMW.

guess what? he has a bmw sitting in his driveway :bigthumb

mustanger
10-24-2009, 01:29 AM
When i was getting meds today since i have the damn flu, and i am on VACATION.
CVS had a retractable dog leash that had a spot built into the middle of it to hold get this PLASTIC BAGS. 20 bones though.

I have a neighbor that has 3 dogs and they bark non stop. They get the other 7 dogs in the 4 surrounding houses to bark after they start. Does anyone have any way i can combat this. Dog whistle? The other ones are usually fine till they start.

It gets so bad my mom and brother cant go out in the fenced in yard. They fear dogs so i know that does not help. Its no help asking the neighbor for help. There not there during most of the day.

Thanks for any info.

John

Depending where you live some cities have ordnances(sp) on how many dogs a person can have or you can just call the police...my neighbors dogs barked all through the night during the spring and summer months and we couldnt keep our windows opens because of all the barking. It sucks sometimes to call the authorities but sometimes you just have to. Sooner or later they will get the point...when they get hit with fines they'll eventually get a clue.

redfirepearlgt
10-24-2009, 08:26 AM
guess what? he has a bmw sitting in his driveway :bigthumb

Time to let the short handled shovel do the job. Just let it build up a little bit so the impact on him is more profound!!!

Dipstick
10-25-2009, 01:04 PM
I have a fenced yard, so no other dogs can crap in my yard.....but i always have a bag for my boxer and great dane when I walk them. they leave big piles!

We have neighbor that "accidentally" lets their chow mix roam the neighborhood. She always comes to our backyard (open space community) and takes a dump by the fenced part where our 4 danes go outside. Last time I cleaned the dogs part of the yard I had about 10lbs of crap. Thats a weeks worth. Since we are open space it is easy to walk through yards so I got off work one night at 1:30am and kindly walked said 10lbs bag to the neighbors front porch while everyone was quietly sleeping and cut the bottom out of it and let the poo flow. I haven't seen the dog out of it's yard since!

redfirepearlgt
10-25-2009, 01:40 PM
I have a fenced yard, so no other dogs can crap in my yard.....but i always have a bag for my boxer and great dane when I walk them. they leave big piles!

I bet you need a wheel barrow to walk those dogs!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

MsBlkramair
10-30-2009, 01:45 PM
We have neighbor that "accidentally" lets their chow mix roam the neighborhood. She always comes to our backyard (open space community) and takes a dump by the fenced part where our 4 danes go outside. Last time I cleaned the dogs part of the yard I had about 10lbs of crap. Thats a weeks worth. Since we are open space it is easy to walk through yards so I got off work one night at 1:30am and kindly walked said 10lbs bag to the neighbors front porch while everyone was quietly sleeping and cut the bottom out of it and let the poo flow. I haven't seen the dog out of it's yard since!

4 danes? so awesome! picture please!!!!!!!

side note: I went on poop patrol this week.....30 lbs of poop over 3 weeks. was dragging the large bag behind me to the dumpster. yuck

Squale iii
10-30-2009, 03:43 PM
If it's late at night or nobody's looking...I leave that shit and run! muahahahahah.

redfirepearlgt
10-30-2009, 04:35 PM
4 danes? so awesome! picture please!!!!!!!

side note: I went on poop patrol this week.....30 lbs of poop over 3 weeks. was dragging the large bag behind me to the dumpster. yuck

Holy Hand grenades Batman, another 20 pounds and you have a full size bag of fertilizer.

Dipstick
11-08-2009, 07:08 PM
Pictures for MsBlkramair.....
We have three danes actually and a labrador rhodesian ridgeback mix who is about the same size as a dane. Makes it easier to say we have 4 of them because he acts like one too.

mustanger
11-08-2009, 09:08 PM
Pictures for MsBlkramair.....
We have three danes actually and a labrador rhodesian ridgeback mix who is about the same size as a dane. Makes it easier to say we have 4 of them because he acts like one too.

Ahh...I bet they can be a hand full...it's like having 4 extra kids running around the house :D

Squale iii
11-08-2009, 09:12 PM
great danes are goofy ass dogs lol

bestracing
11-09-2009, 01:15 PM
Ahh...I bet they can be a hand full...it's like having 4 extra kids running around the house :D



great danes are goofy ass dogs lol

I had a Dane mix and he was a hand full. Think of a 2 year old that can run as fast as a teenager and then has a tail that can knock things off a table like they were hit with a bat. He was the goofiest dog that I hae ever had. His name was Jersey since he was colored like a jersey cow but his nickname was Oddball. He had stomach inversion and we had to put him down. I miss that goofy ass dog.

Dipstick
11-09-2009, 06:20 PM
The black one in the first picture is our big one he is 6'2" on his hind legs. He is very well minded and calm and laid back. He is 6 years old and I rescued him when he was 9 months. The second one is our lab mix he has a mohawk because of the ridgeback. He is 3 and we rescued him when he was 3 months old. The third one is our baby he is 1 and we rescued him when he was six months. He is blind and partially deaf and he ate a sock and cost us $2k for that surgery and then broke his tail and had to have it amputated and that was $3k for that surgery so the vet calls him the million dollar dog. Then the last one that is standing with our lab is our handfull. He is 3 years old and still acts like he is 3 months we rescued him when he was at six months. He has an attitude from where he was being trained to be a guard dog for a drug house in Columbus so we have to constantly watch him when he is outside so he doesn't get to the neighbors who are deathly afraid of him. They are good dogs and I wouldn't trade or get rid of any of them! If anyone is interested here is where the Danes came from. www.hhdane.com

Squale iii
11-09-2009, 08:15 PM
I had a Dane mix and he was a hand full. Think of a 2 year old that can run as fast as a teenager and then has a tail that can knock things off a table like they were hit with a bat. He was the goofiest dog that I hae ever had. His name was Jersey since he was colored like a jersey cow but his nickname was Oddball. He had stomach inversion and we had to put him down. I miss that goofy ass dog.

Ya, my tuner has one and the things is as tall as me and definitely weighs more. Fucker got excited (it was my fault i'm used to getting my pit all wriled up) and started jumping up on me and about knocked me over onto my car LOL. I was like goddamn I can't play with this dog he's dangerous! LOL

my goofy ass dog
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m306/squale_2006/vegas1.jpg

NUTTSGT
11-10-2009, 07:57 AM
People around here were so pissed about the landmines being left in their yard, they went to city council, who in turn enacted a city ordinance. A few people have been cited.