Let me get this correct...

[SlowRS]

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
> YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL
> PRISON TO ROT.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
>
> · A JOB,
>
> · A DRIVERS LICENSE,
>
> · SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
>
> · WELFARE,
>
> · FOOD STAMPS,
>
> · CREDIT CARDS,
>
> · SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
>
> · FREE EDUCATION,
>
> · FREE HEALTH CARE,
>
> · A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
>
> · BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
>
> · THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T
> GET ENOUGH RESPECT
>
> · AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
>
>
>


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…

[satan jamez]

Yup, sounds about right. Makes us look like a bunch of weak ass bitches if you ask me.

[NUTTSGT]

I think you're forgetting something but that sounds about right.

[four6trix]

Yep, those horrible, mean Americans. At least we have a good president who's out there appologizing for us :rolleyes: MMMM MMMMM MMMMM Barack Hussein Obama!!!!!