Black Horse
12-28-2009, 08:46 PM
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,
she was immediately attracted to him.
During her questions about him and his life,
she asked him how he had sex.
'Tarzan not know what is sex' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said h, me know. Tarzan use
knot hole in trunk of tree.'
Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all
wrong, but I will show you how to do
it properly.'
She took off her clothes and lay down
on the ground.
'Here' she said, pointing to her private part,
'you must put it in here.'
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her and kicked her in the crutch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air
and screamed 'What the .......did you
do that for?!!!?'
Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'
she was immediately attracted to him.
During her questions about him and his life,
she asked him how he had sex.
'Tarzan not know what is sex' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said h, me know. Tarzan use
knot hole in trunk of tree.'
Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all
wrong, but I will show you how to do
it properly.'
She took off her clothes and lay down
on the ground.
'Here' she said, pointing to her private part,
'you must put it in here.'
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her and kicked her in the crutch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air
and screamed 'What the .......did you
do that for?!!!?'
Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'