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94stangergt
01-16-2010, 06:42 PM
ok so im driving down the road in my 94 stang with the windows down not really showing off or anything and i come up to this redlight and this cummins diesel with this huge fuckn loud ass exaust next so my window i said to a buddy of mine watch this gaurenteed hes gunna try and pour all kinds of black smoke in my car so the light turns green and i get on it a little to avoid his exaust sure fuckn enough a huge ass cloud of smoke starts pouring out of this truck and these two asswholes are laughin in the cab lets just say they wouldnt get out of the truck that kinda shit just really pisses me off no respect at all i mean what the hell yah know.
INSANEBA
01-17-2010, 01:11 AM
I live near Lima, OH. That being said, we also have a diesel/automotive/hp class there. I constantly run into know it all snot nosed punks that dont know the difference between a lifter spyder and a flux capacitor! So you can imagins the amount of ricers, and deisels running around. For some reason, they think shooting unburnt fuel out of the pipe is building power, and also cool to them. I drive a lifted 4x4 ram 1500, and my 91 GT. I always get piped in my truck, and one night my girl and i were in the gt when we got piped and smoked out. SO I smoked around them to the next light, power braked it, dumped the clutch, held it and threw rubber all over their front end. They didnt do anything afterwards lmao...
chadomac
01-17-2010, 01:25 AM
I constantly run into know it all snot nosed punks that dont know the difference between a lifter spyder and a flux capacitor!
that is sig material right there :lol:
Katmandu
01-17-2010, 09:38 AM
ok so im driving down the road in my 94 stang with the windows down not really showing off or anything and i come up to this redlight and this cummins diesel with this huge fuckn loud ass exaust next so my window
i said to a buddy of mine watch this gaurenteed hes gunna try and pour all kinds of black smoke in my car so the light turns green and i get on it a little to avoid his exaust sure fuckn enough a huge ass cloud of smoke starts pouring out of this truck I miss my Cummins.... :(
Why didn't you roll up your window or get out of the way if you knew what was coming ??
Used to love smoking out ricers! :bigthumb
ponymom05
01-17-2010, 02:09 PM
From a diesel driver who can smoke with the best of them, but usually doesn't....:popcorn: :lol:
306Power
01-17-2010, 02:21 PM
Thats a hell of a first post right there lol.
87stangbbb
01-17-2010, 03:08 PM
i laughed my ass off when i read this
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-17-2010, 03:32 PM
I got the same routine once coming back from Starlite drive-in in Amelia. I chased the F'er all the way to Walmart and he ended up getting pulled over.
INSANEBA
01-17-2010, 05:30 PM
Thats a hell of a first post right there lol.
Lmao I just noticed that, thats deff a goreat first post!:lol:
Dirtyd0g
01-17-2010, 07:41 PM
I know exactly who that was, I did a little work on that truck. One day I was walking into walmart with my wife and he thoguht it would be cool to drive by us slowly and cover us in soot. His idea of funny is my idea of stupid. Lemme guess it was a green truck with a white hood.
Alan
Stangman
01-18-2010, 12:21 PM
It sure is fun as hell on the opposite end of the tailpipe smoke I assure you... me and my buddy were in his cobbled together cummins dodge on the way to Cavalcade down 32, with his brother in the lane next to us in his cummins dodge...
Couldnt see a damn thing behind us after each stoplight... :lol:
Stepping into it from a roll... just awesome. LOL
Watching the traffic pretty much come to a halt is probably the greatest thing ever :rofl:
I sorta want one in a small way...
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 02:39 PM
It's a real bitch when you're in a lowered car and the truck sits high. I seriously wanted to beat the guy who did it to me. That'd be a really stupid reason to get a broken nose.
djom1cincy
01-18-2010, 05:56 PM
I think ill start keeping a roll of penny's in my car from now on. Fifty penny's up in the air right in front of them should teach them.
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 06:07 PM
I think ill start keeping a roll of penny's in my car from now on. Fifty penny's up in the air right in front of them should teach them.
That's why man invented the sunroof :cool2:
djom1cincy
01-18-2010, 06:11 PM
That's why man invented the sunroof :cool2:
The vert works good also.
nsaniti
01-18-2010, 06:12 PM
LOL I'm not goin to lie, rollin on the coal for a car riding your ass is pretty gratifying.
I live near Lima, OH. That being said, we also have a diesel/automotive/hp class there. I constantly run into know it all snot nosed punks that dont know the difference between a lifter spyder and a flux capacitor! So you can imagins the amount of ricers, and deisels running around. For some reason, they think shooting unburnt fuel out of the pipe is building power, and also cool to them.
Yep pretty much sum's it up
They tend to get really pissed when their truck loses to a "stock" 11 second grand prix
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 06:34 PM
LOL I'm not goin to lie, rollin on the coal for a car riding your ass is pretty gratifying.
Retaliating is one thing but being an outright dickhead and doing it for a laugh is asking for a fight. You may as well cut someone off intentionally and run them off the road.
Think of how dumb a person would feel if they smoked someone and caused them to lose control and hit someone head on or run over a pedestrian.
The guy who did it to me...i was just cruising along in the slow lane coming down 125 minding my own business. He was kinda next to me, probably looking for a race but being a big truck i didn't even give him a second thought. We stop at the light by Phantom firework and he guns it and his pipe couldn't have been in a better place to shoot that shit right into my window. I rank that up there with spitting in someones face or throwing your beer in their face. They've gotta know that a person is gonna want to knock their teeth out for that.
djom1cincy
01-18-2010, 06:46 PM
Retaliating is one thing but being an outright dickhead and doing it for a laugh is asking for a fight. You may as well cut someone off intentionally and run them off the road.
Think of how dumb a person would feel if they smoked someone and caused them to lose control and hit someone head on or run over a pedestrian.
The guy who did it to me...i was just cruising along in the slow lane coming down 125 minding my own business. He was kinda next to me, probably looking for a race but being a big truck i didn't even give him a second thought. We stop at the light by Phantom firework and he guns it and his pipe couldn't have been in a better place to shoot that shit right into my window. I rank that up there with spitting in someones face or throwing your beer in their face. They've gotta know that a person is gonna want to knock their teeth out for that.
Well put. I know a guy who was ticketed for it on 32 once. Can't remember what the citation was but not cheap.
Katmandu
01-18-2010, 06:50 PM
Here ya go! I still want to know WHY if he KNEW what was coming that he wasn't smart enough to roll his window up or get the hell out of the way! LMAO!
BTW, this was NOT my truck.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o196/brycefaulk/ddddd.jpg
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 06:51 PM
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in one way or another regardless of doing it next to a car with the window down. I dunno maybe not since semis can get away with it, but i think because trucks don't come off the light blowing like a coal powered train there might be some law against it. It probably has to do with having a smoke stack pipe instead of a tail pipe.
Katmandu
01-18-2010, 07:04 PM
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in one way or another regardless of doing it next to a car with the window down.
I'm certain there's several laws being broken!
I dunno maybe not since semis can get away with it, but i think because trucks don't come off the light blowing like a coal powered train there might be some law against it. It probably has to do with having a smoke stack pipe instead of a tail pipe. Smoke stacks are NOT illegal in most states. You just can not have them sticking out of the hood (like in pulling trucks). They have to be behind the cab. At one time, my Cummins had a 5" straight pipe coming out in FRONT of the RR wheel! It was so LOUD my wife refused to ride in my truck! (Not a bad thing sometimes!). I got tire of the RR wheel being BLACK all the time so I moved the exhaust to the back.
BTW, there are laws about VISIBLE smoke being emitted though. That does apply to ALL vehicles! Again, it depends on the State and Juristiction you're in.
Smokin' out a PUNK in a RICER is worth the $$ of ANY ticket!! :lol:
Now smokin out a Stang.... that ain't cool. :nono:
Dirtyd0g
01-18-2010, 07:07 PM
I guess I never thought of being a jackass as fun. Ricer, taurus or whatever. If there is no reason for it the person doing it deserves a beating.
Alan
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 07:13 PM
I wasn't saying stacks were illegal...rather that they may be NECESSARY if your truck does blow visible smoke...or in other words maybe that's how semis get away with it since they have the pipes so high (so they don't obstruct the view of other drivers with their smoke).
I'm gonna stir the pot here...but wouldn't dumping a bunch of smoke if it's not making the truck any more powerful kinda be the same line of thinking as "rice"? Maybe we can call it "petrolium" instead of rice. :lol:
Katmandu
01-18-2010, 07:15 PM
This "WAS" my truck.... http://katmanduonline.net/pics/98_Ram/
I had to sell it off several months ago. :( I had a pretty bad back injury and could no longer drive a stick shift. A few weeks later, my back unexpectedly healed up. :rolleyes:
It was modded to hell and back. Mike (Dayton Performance) can attest to that. He Dyno'd it. :bigthumb I don't remember the exact #s... 325HP/750TQ I think... ? I had more mods done after that and it was "estimated" to be throwing down around 400HP and around 900lbs of RAW TORQUE! :D
Katmandu
01-18-2010, 07:21 PM
I wasn't saying stacks were illegal...rather that they may be NECESSARY if your truck does blow visible smoke...or in other words maybe that's how semis get away with it since they have the pipes so high (so they don't obstruct the view of other drivers with their smoke). Maybe that was the idea of stacks when they 1st came out. ??? That's not the reason now stacks are used. They just looking cool. :cool2:
I'm gonna stir the pot here...but wouldn't dumping a bunch of smoke if it's not making the truck any more powerful kinda be the same line of thinking as "rice"? Maybe we can call it "petrolium" instead of rice. :lol: Probably, but it's was fun-as-hell smoking out ricers!
Personally, I don't like diesels blowing shit loads of smoke in the air either. I think it looks like crap too. I always "tried" to limit the amount of visible smoke my truck was spewing. You can do it be feathering the loud pedal. It really depends how the fuel system is "modded". Gets kinda technical...
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 07:33 PM
Man i'd love to have an older truck with a modern turbo diesel engine swapped into it. Like an old F100 or something. That torque is just crazy fun.
Katmandu
01-18-2010, 07:35 PM
This dude most likely has a small dick. :rolleyes:
http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv309/tg4x4/102_0106.jpg
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 07:38 PM
Man, i'm sorry but that's retarded. That is no different than a ricer with a 5 inch tail pipe on his 2 inch exhaust system.
djom1cincy
01-18-2010, 08:00 PM
This dude most likely has a small dick. :rolleyes:
http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv309/tg4x4/102_0106.jpg
That's gay as gay gets. Fucking rice.
85_SS_302_Coupe
01-18-2010, 08:05 PM
Oh geez...i just noticed the "big nuts" hanging from the back. :tard:
nsaniti
01-18-2010, 09:19 PM
Oh geez...i just noticed the "big nuts" hanging from the back. :tard:
LOL how bout the clear tails and the "bullet hole" above the wheel well. thats some hillbilly rice for sure.
chadomac
01-18-2010, 09:37 PM
That's gay as gay gets. Fucking rice.
:rofl:
94stangergt
01-18-2010, 10:28 PM
i did get out of the way that how i seen the cloud of smoke in my review but the point is its a real ass hole thing to do for no aparent reason i take pride in my stang and i just dont appreciate ass holes being ass holes and i bet if the shoe was on the other foot they would be pist too.:mad:
juiced347
01-19-2010, 12:00 AM
my truck is smokey until the turbo lights then just a haze but on 3 of my settings i am smoke free. The only time i smoke is to the asshole on my ass
03silversnake
01-19-2010, 04:22 AM
I hate stupid ass redneck idiots that smoke people out like that. My friend has a 95 12v ram with a bunch of stuff done to it and smokes people out all the time, I hate to say it, but I can't wait til he pisses someone off and gets what he's got coming.
pegasus
01-19-2010, 08:55 AM
if i could i would do it to prius drivers all daylong
however i hate it when there is a group of them at the track when im tryying to wach
93mustang
01-19-2010, 12:52 PM
i own a cummins that smokes, and bout got my ass kicked by some 400 lb guy in a cavalier. he went around me and then stopped his car sideways in front of me. when i seen him get out the car , i bout shit my pants. this dude was HUGE. i threw it in reverse, and took the f@!# off. i wasnt having any of that. this was in downtown springboro. gotta love the black smoke though.
BigBadStang
01-19-2010, 01:43 PM
i own a cummins that smokes, and bout got my ass kicked by some 400 lb guy in a cavalier. he went around me and then stopped his car sideways in front of me. when i seen him get out the car , i bout shit my pants. this dude was HUGE. i threw it in reverse, and took the f@!# off. i wasnt having any of that. this was in downtown springboro. gotta love the black smoke though.
LMAO!
It takes a real man to admit to being a dick and bailing to keep from getting a beat down! :bigthumb
INSANEBA
01-19-2010, 01:44 PM
i own a cummins that smokes, and bout got my ass kicked by some 400 lb guy in a cavalier. he went around me and then stopped his car sideways in front of me. when i seen him get out the car , i bout shit my pants. this dude was HUGE. i threw it in reverse, and took the f@!# off. i wasnt having any of that. this was in downtown springboro. gotta love the black smoke though.
So after all that, ya still love the reason that made you run like a biotch? lmao! :lol:
87stangbbb
01-19-2010, 02:35 PM
i own a cummins that smokes, and bout got my ass kicked by some 400 lb guy in a cavalier. he went around me and then stopped his car sideways in front of me. when i seen him get out the car , i bout shit my pants. this dude was HUGE. i threw it in reverse, and took the f@!# off. i wasnt having any of that. this was in downtown springboro. gotta love the black smoke though.
thats hilarious
93mustang
01-20-2010, 09:57 AM
i aint no "biotch". just outweighed by about 200lbs. if i really wanted to be a dick, i would've shoved my Kahr 40 cal in his face, that would just caused bigger problems.
BigBadStang
01-20-2010, 10:43 AM
...i would've shoved my Kahr 40 cal in his face, that would just caused bigger problems.
:lol: Yeah, good thing you didn't... it probably would have jammed, FTE'd, stove piped, broke the slide stop, peened the barrel, broke the mag follower, or the pins would have worked out of the frame. Then you would have had to use it to try and pistol whip a pissed off 400lb redneck! :lol:
Do yourself a favor and off that Kahr (assuming it's a PM40) before, imo, it gets you killed.
mustang8998
01-20-2010, 08:51 PM
:lol: Yeah, good thing you didn't... it probably would have jammed, FTE'd, stove piped, broke the slide stop, peened the barrel, broke the mag follower, or the pins would have worked out of the frame. Then you would have had to use it to try and pistol whip a pissed off 400lb redneck! :lol:
Do yourself a favor and off that Kahr (assuming it's a PM40) before, imo, it gets you killed.
Or, just don't be a jerk and pipe people! :rolleyes:
blown86lx
01-22-2010, 03:34 AM
I live near Lima, OH. That being said, we also have a diesel/automotive/hp class there. I constantly run into know it all snot nosed punks that dont know the difference between a lifter spyder and a flux capacitor! So you can imagins the amount of ricers, and deisels running around. For some reason, they think shooting unburnt fuel out of the pipe is building power, and also cool to them. I drive a lifted 4x4 ram 1500, and my 91 GT. I always get piped in my truck, and one night my girl and i were in the gt when we got piped and smoked out. SO I smoked around them to the next light, power braked it, dumped the clutch, held it and threw rubber all over their front end. They didnt do anything afterwards lmao...
I take it you now the UNOH kids huh LOL. I went there for 2 1/2 years and saw all kinds of "interesting" vehicles.
Aweasel
01-22-2010, 12:04 PM
had it happen once or twice when riding my motorcycle around town. people can be real shitheads, so much for community eh?
87stangbbb
01-22-2010, 12:55 PM
had it happen once or twice when riding my motorcycle around town. people can be real shitheads, so much for community eh?
somebody smoked you out when you were on a bike? lmfao thats something i've never seen
93mustang
01-22-2010, 01:01 PM
i used to ride, so that is something i would never do
beefcake
01-22-2010, 01:32 PM
i own a cummins that smokes, and bout got my ass kicked by some 400 lb guy in a cavalier. he went around me and then stopped his car sideways in front of me. when i seen him get out the car , i bout shit my pants. this dude was HUGE. i threw it in reverse, and took the f@!# off. i wasnt having any of that. this was in downtown springboro. gotta love the black smoke though.
friggin hilarious
Katmandu
01-22-2010, 06:49 PM
Oh geez...i just noticed the "big nuts" hanging from the back. :tard:What's REALLY CRUDE (IMHO) are the idiots that have the plastic BULL nuts hang out back. Everytime I see that crude shit, makes me want to get a knife and castrate that truck. :rolleyes:
Katmandu
01-22-2010, 06:51 PM
i own a cummins that smokes, and bout got my ass kicked by some 400 lb guy in a cavalier. he went around me and then stopped his car sideways in front of me. when i seen him get out the car , i bout shit my pants. this dude was HUGE.That is why you NEVER, EVER, EVER let someone like that get in FRONT of you. EVER!
Katmandu
01-22-2010, 06:52 PM
LMAO!
It takes a real man to admit to being a dick and bailing to keep from getting a beat down! :bigthumbThat is some funny shit right there! :bigthumb :lol:
BigBadStang
01-22-2010, 07:39 PM
What's REALLY CRUDE (IMHO) are the idiots that have the plastic BULL nuts hang out back. Everytime I see that crude shit, makes me want to get a knife and castrate that truck. :rolleyes:
Whew! I'm glad I am not the only one! :cool2:
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