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NaomiDstangLvr
02-24-2010, 09:32 AM
This isn't really a rant but, has anyone seen this? They want to change the shape of the hot dog to make it less of a chocking hazard, lol!
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2010/02/medical_group_suggests_changin.html

jlt2006
02-24-2010, 10:59 AM
I heard that and thought, WOW. How damn dumb can people be?

dedpedal
02-24-2010, 11:04 AM
Next thing you know, men are gonna have to have a penial reduction to prevent the Gag Reflex!

Steves LX
02-24-2010, 11:04 AM
Wow!!! What is the world coming too.

85_SS_302_Coupe
02-24-2010, 11:14 AM
Without a doubt the stupidest thing i've read in a very long time. How about you chew your food before you swallow? Why not just put a disclaimer on the package that says if you don't chew your food you're a stupidass and deserve to choke on it. What i wanna know is, what shape are they leaning towards making them???

Pitbull1052
02-24-2010, 11:20 AM
Without a doubt the stupidest thing i've read in a very long time. How about you chew your food before you swallow? Why not just put a disclaimer on the package that says if you don't chew your food you're a stupidass and deserve to choke on it. What i wanna know is, what shape are they leaning towards making them???



don't worry David I'm sure they'll keep some sort of a phallic symbol just for you :bigthumb

what I wanna know is why does someone always wanna change what's been working just fine for over 100 years..... i mean come on we're talking about the freakn hotdog here.... it's been served the way it is since like 1870...... man a guy can't do or have anything anymore......

85_SS_302_Coupe
02-24-2010, 12:22 PM
"you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks!? THE BEST KIND" -Superbad

I guess we'll genetically engineer the shape of carrots, cucumbers, and every other wiener shaped veggie too while we're at it.

Pitbull1052
02-24-2010, 12:27 PM
I heard that....... lol

dsmawd350
02-24-2010, 02:48 PM
how weird would it be to eat a hot dog that was a patty like a hamburger haha

85_SS_302_Coupe
02-24-2010, 02:56 PM
Yeah like nobody has ever choked on food that wasn't hotdog shaped?

Pitbull1052
02-24-2010, 03:16 PM
how weird would it be to eat a hot dog that was a patty like a hamburger haha



thought that was called spam :lol:

04 Venom
02-24-2010, 03:49 PM
Without a doubt the stupidest thing i've read in a very long time. How about you chew your food before you swallow? Why not just put a disclaimer on the package that says if you don't chew your food you're a stupidass and deserve to choke on it. What i wanna know is, what shape are they leaning towards making them???

If you read the link,the issue discussed by the American Academy of Pediatrics concerned children choking on hot dogs, not adults.

Mista Bone
02-24-2010, 04:08 PM
If you read the link,the issue discussed by the American Academy of Pediatrics concerned children choking on hot dogs, not adults.

i.e. parents too lazy to cut up a child's food or to pay attention to them eating.

04 Venom
02-24-2010, 04:12 PM
i.e. parents too lazy to cut up a child's food or to pay attention to them eating.

Correct.

k062693w
02-24-2010, 04:25 PM
If you read the link,the issue discussed by the American Academy of Pediatrics concerned children choking on hot dogs, not adults.


i.e. parents too lazy to cut up a child's food or to pay attention to them eating.


Correct.

I bet it's geared more towards the loser parents that feel that Hot Dogs are a staple for kids, And are too Damn Lazy to actually fix the kid something to eat !!!