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chadomac
11-14-2010, 12:20 AM
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. Mmmmm, the drippings are delish!
20. Can someone toss the salad for me?
21. I love your pie.

jack90gt
11-14-2010, 12:45 AM
Haha that is awsome man....love it

sean
11-14-2010, 01:48 AM
silly ass

draggin50
11-14-2010, 02:05 AM
Thats fuckin great! Im still pissed about these local cops but that made me laugh!!! Thanks I needed that!

sean
11-14-2010, 02:28 AM
Ohh and I will be printing that out and taking it to my mom and dads and trying to recite the whole list by the time I leave without any one knowing.. lol Thats entertainment. I usually get pretty bored pretty fast so this will keep ME smiling.

chadomac
11-15-2010, 12:43 PM
Ohh and I will be printing that out and taking it to my mom and dads and trying to recite the whole list by the time I leave without any one knowing.. lol Thats entertainment. I usually get pretty bored pretty fast so this will keep ME smiling.

lmao..