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85_SS_302_Coupe
06-17-2011, 07:54 AM
What the effin eff...I'm at a loss for words so i'll leave this for the rest of you to comment on.

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces


Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.
The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.
Waste not; want not.




Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces)

Pitbull1052
06-17-2011, 08:12 AM
K David that fact that you actually read this entire story enough to post it is almost as disturbing as the fact that you posted and I read the entire story!!!!!!! lol or maybe that I can't believe the place that produces some of the best tasting most expensive steaks in the world, can't keep a simple little Nuc power plant under control but can make a mf steak out of SEWAGE MUD!!!!!!!!!

85_SS_302_Coupe
06-17-2011, 08:16 AM
Well the logical question is....like perpetual motion, is this the creation of perpetual food? Can i poop and make my own poop into steak that i eat and then poop back out and repeat the whole process? How many times can you eat the same poop steak and poop it back out and start over?

sean
06-17-2011, 08:20 AM
What a fucking mess.... I want to go there right now and slap the shit out of one of them... The next one of them I see while I am out I am just going to slap them... Fucking southpark

welcome to shitty wok. Would you rike some shitty chicken or some shitty steak... W T F

Pitbull1052
06-17-2011, 08:28 AM
Well the logical question is....like perpetual motion, is this the creation of perpetual food? Can i poop and make my own poop into steak that i eat and then poop back out and repeat the whole process? How many times can you eat the same poop steak and poop it back out and start over?




LMAO!!!!!! You might be onto something David just think we wouldnt need toilets, or toilet paper anymore......... oooooo or we could make a fortune with breath mints!!!!!!!!

and Sean God used the ocean to do that already and most likely cause they are making these poo steaks.....

sean
06-17-2011, 08:43 AM
LMAO!!!!!! You might be onto something David just think we wouldnt need toilets, or toilet paper anymore......... oooooo or we could make a fortune with breath mints!!!!!!!!

and Sean God used the ocean to do that already and most likely cause they are making these poo steaks.....

Fucking human centepede... Watch it, love it, LIVE IT.

I am never going to japan.

03z06vette
06-17-2011, 08:53 AM
I wish i could poop in my fuel tank and drive to work on it!!>>>>????

Pitbull1052
06-17-2011, 09:10 AM
I wish i could poop in my fuel tank and drive to work on it!!>>>>????




That would suck to be constipated and run out of gas lol

Black Horse
06-17-2011, 09:27 AM
That would suck to be constipated and run out of gas lol

Chipotle FTW!

Stangman
06-17-2011, 11:12 AM
I wonder what that would smell like on the grill???? Eewwwwww


Oh, and it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat shit!" And "poo poo platter" :lol:

sean
06-17-2011, 11:56 AM
I was at outback and had a steak that tasted like shit... hmmm I hate outback

Black Horse
06-17-2011, 12:37 PM
I think I saw this movie......Soylent Green

furiouslyfaster
06-17-2011, 01:24 PM
I'm gonna be wondering now everytime i eat meat if it is real meat or shitty meat. I am just going to buy a cow and have it slaughtered. Cows are delicious for a reason..... So we can eat them. Same with Pigs and chickens. I feel violated, maybe I am just rambling but I think I might get sick. Two girls one cup? Are they making beverages out of crap too?

Mustard
06-17-2011, 02:21 PM
I was at outback and had a steak that tasted like shit... hmmm I hate outback

I couldnt agree more!!!!!

85_SS_302_Coupe
06-17-2011, 03:52 PM
Did anyone else notice the label on the fridge in the video that clearly says "shit burger"? :lol:

Dirtyd0g
06-17-2011, 05:31 PM
yup @ 1:32

SJSlots
06-18-2011, 11:30 AM
Somewhat related... there was a story on the news about a coffee being made out of the beans shat out by little South American forest monkeys. Said morons in New York are paying upwards of $60.00 for a cup of monkey shit coffee. Here I thought that was too crazy and now this story?

firestang70
06-18-2011, 12:04 PM
I bet the steak will taste like crap!

Blackballed
06-18-2011, 10:48 PM
I wonder what that would smell like on the grill???? Eewwwwww


Oh, and it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat shit!" And "poo poo platter" :lol:

Doo Doo Pies:lol:

thecollector
06-22-2011, 02:21 PM
So will public restrooms soon pay you like plasma??? Finally a reason to look forward to rest area bathrooms. I didn't destroy that bathroom- I made a protein donation:)

furiouslyfaster
06-22-2011, 03:06 PM
So I just read this article again and it is still as disgusting as the first time i read it. I'm gonna go throw up now.