dedpedal
12-04-2011, 11:57 PM
Wow. All I can say is that. I had one last night and it about ended mankinds rein on Earth. 6pm my favorite hotty stopped by with foodage from the Church of Golden Carbs with a fabulous McRib sammich,fries and a Coke. I ate like an Ethiopian at Golden Corral. Yummy sweet BBQ sauce on fake meat went down quicker than a girl named Monica on a certain liter of our country.
The trouble began the next day. When I woke up I had a feeling that it wasnt going to be a normal regular day. The gas escaping from my tender nether regions alerted me to a few events of the day to come.
I awoke to the blinding burn of tear gas and the smell of dead possum baking on the asphalt. Needless to say, Chinese Buffet wasnt even in the same room but I bet he would rather be in another state over the house. Anyways, the rolling gurgle that lets you know that a fart is coming quickly led to a warm wet feeling in my undergarments that let me in on the fact that it was a Ky Surprise (You know, a fart with a lump in it).
Anyways, the funk emulating from my ass overpowered my cats olfactory nerves and he ran to hide under the bed. Hes still there BTW. I cant even think about sleeping now , as I have a wet towel covering my eyes and a cat that is chasing every piece of dust buzzing around. I really didnt know my ass had that halucinogenic effect on mammals.
I thought that White Castles with krout and baked beans stired my wok into the smelly regions of ass funk but thie McRib takes the crown on internal gas producing,foul swamp ass stink. I apologize in advance if theres any left.
PHWEEEEEEEEEWWIE!
The trouble began the next day. When I woke up I had a feeling that it wasnt going to be a normal regular day. The gas escaping from my tender nether regions alerted me to a few events of the day to come.
I awoke to the blinding burn of tear gas and the smell of dead possum baking on the asphalt. Needless to say, Chinese Buffet wasnt even in the same room but I bet he would rather be in another state over the house. Anyways, the rolling gurgle that lets you know that a fart is coming quickly led to a warm wet feeling in my undergarments that let me in on the fact that it was a Ky Surprise (You know, a fart with a lump in it).
Anyways, the funk emulating from my ass overpowered my cats olfactory nerves and he ran to hide under the bed. Hes still there BTW. I cant even think about sleeping now , as I have a wet towel covering my eyes and a cat that is chasing every piece of dust buzzing around. I really didnt know my ass had that halucinogenic effect on mammals.
I thought that White Castles with krout and baked beans stired my wok into the smelly regions of ass funk but thie McRib takes the crown on internal gas producing,foul swamp ass stink. I apologize in advance if theres any left.
PHWEEEEEEEEEWWIE!