What would you do!?

[Jen9780]

I know what I'd like to do... But for giggles, what would you do?

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And the picture does no justice, if I back out, ill rip her bumper off.....

[rtvickers]

Do you know who owns the car and where they live? Go knock on their door and tell them about it. Nicely lol.

[4n_eatr]

^ This is the same bitch as in my rant, lol. Now you have a visual... Usually we try and park away from her but there's not many options in our complex.

[rtvickers]

Isnt that a drive thru penalty for pitting out of your stall. Lol

[Bman]

Dont look like the stang is parked too straight itself. If you can't back out without issue you shouldn't be driving.

[redfirepearlgt]

Tough call Jen. I know what you are thinking...Spike heel to the door and give the car pink highlights and accents with a fingernail file but I would not do that. I would leave a note on her door explaining that if she can't park any straighter than that you will contact the manager and tell him it needs to be towed because it blocks your ability to leave the parking lot safely. If the manager is a good one and you are punctual with rent each month never missing he/she will be more than willing to help get this resolved. Let him/her handle it. That's what they are paid to do.

BUT - then be prepared to make sure you are ready to park straight and even each and every time after that. She will be waiting. Trust me you don't want to have to deal with the court system over something like this.

Now for the ID side - I'd kick the crap out of the door on that car. Get me a pair of high heels (IF I were JEN) and climb up on top of it and start jumping up and down until I punctured holes through the roof with the heels. Then I'd get out my fingernail file and scratch LEARN TO PARK WINCH!!! on the door. Then I would calmly get into my Mustang and drive away only taking time to stop and give notice to the manager on the way out. LOL! That's what my Id would tell me to do. BUT listen to your EGO and lean to the Superego side of thought in this matter. You will be better off. And so will your kids. :bigthumb

[Kwik92GT]

Know anyone with a portable welder?? :D Make her play like she's Bo and Luke Duke. :bigthumb

[4n_eatr]

Dont look like the stang is parked too straight itself. If you can't back out without issue you shouldn't be driving.

How is that not straight? You vision is either really good to see that its off 1/2" or really shitty. This bitch has parked next to me too and it's the same story. The parking lot is small so you have to do some tight maneuvering to get out. Plus the doors are too big on a mustang and you can barely open them enough to get in.

[4n_eatr]

Know anyone with a portable welder?? :D Make her play like she's Bo and Luke Duke. :bigthumb

Hahaha! Awesome idea

[redfirepearlgt]

Guess one could go eat lots of White castles chase them with a few exlax, wait for nature to start calling, catch it in a bucket and give that little Camry a Hershey Car Wash late one night, assuming there is no security camera system monitoring the parking lot..LOL!

Or go buy a few boxes of sanitary napkins and stick/arrange them on the windshield in such a manner they spell something vulgar.

But that's the ID speaking again. I refer you once again to the mature means of using the manager...

[rtvickers]

At the very least, a little grease under the door handle. A good from when I was a kid was Id put big zip ties around the driveshaft. Sounded like a bike with a card in the spokes. I had a co worker in tears because he thought he blew up his Jimmy blazer. He messed with the wrong one. But that car doesn't have a driveshaft. Unless you can get it on a front axles. Another one was putting some 1/2" nuts in her hub caps with a note. So when she takes it somewhere to get looked at they will find the note and embarrass her. Just a few quick thoughts.

[evil8]

I'd get on the internet and whine like a girl.

[4n_eatr]

I'd get on the internet and whine like a girl.

Which is completely different then getting on the Internet and being a hardass?

Chad, that's messed up! Sometimes I love how your mind works though...

Tommy, I forgot about that. I put anti-seize on my buddy's tool box (it wasn't his good box) handles the last day he worked at Cadillac with me. Took him hours to get it cleaned off, lol.

[redfirepearlgt]

You could also put red locktite in her drive side key hole on the door lock, but with remote locks these days that won't have any effect on many people.

Now back to speaking to the manager...:D

[Jen9780]

I'd get on the internet and whine like a girl.

I'm not whining, I posted this for amusement. Get a life. And for everyone else thats not a woman hater, I kindly put a nice note in her windshield, if she doesn't get the point, ill talk to the complex. It's not a big deal. Geeze.

[rtvickers]

Don't sweat it Jen. You have to have thick skin around here. Taking some of the other local sites into consideration that's not too bad. Some of them can get very brutal.

[evil8]

I'm not whining, I posted this for amusement. Get a life. And for everyone else thats not a woman hater, I kindly put a nice note in her windshield, if she doesn't get the point, ill talk to the complex. It's not a big deal. Geeze.

Lol, I didn't even know there were any women on this site. I am more amused now. I recommend you post this on ESC, they will be more understanding.

[Jen9780]

Don't sweat it Jen. You have to have thick skin around here. Taking some of the other local sites into consideration that's not too bad. Some of them can get very brutal.

It's ok. I'm a very strong female and laugh at comments like that. I'm not offended, I don't care, but anyone with a good sense of humor that can daydream about getting even (even if they don't act on it) would be able to laugh along with the rest of us and not make cocky remarks regardless if I was a woman or not. No harm done! Lol

[jeep45238]

I would very carefully manuever my car to get enough space to clear that lot, go on about my buisiness, and have a chit chat that night with them. Maybe they just suck at parking and nobody ever told them.

Drinking a couple beers helps too.

[mustangjon]

Put crayons under her wiper without paper and dirty window a little when she hits wipers she will get a technicolor rainbow

[redfirepearlgt]

It's ok. I'm a very strong female and laugh at comments like that. I'm not offended, I don't care, but anyone with a good sense of humor that can daydream about getting even (even if they don't act on it) would be able to laugh along with the rest of us and not make cocky remarks regardless if I was a woman or not. No harm done! Lol

You better be. I know you are tougher than that. :rockon:

Its fun to imagine. Remember the movie 9 to 5 when the women got together and shared how they'd like to take out their boss? That was a great movie. Now go ahead and tell me I'm old Jen...

[Dirtyd0g]

Get a floor jack and turn the car around, maybe high center it on a parking stop lol
Alan