BAHHHH Id rather stayed home with my head under the cats litterbox. I get so tired of dumb people. To set the mood and scenery Ill give a breif description of the area I was working in today. The rear bar area. Got it? GooooooD! your not as dumb as the people who work there. No less than three low rent/low paid workers had to comment that I was "doing it wrong". Do these multi college degree minimum wage earners really think they are being funny ? OR original? I guess so because it gave them the biggest laugh they could muster thru all three front teeth. Then theres the mexicans. I dont know if theyre there legaly and at this point I simply dont care. I wouldnt tint there car since I was there if they paid me a grande and bought my cerveza for the day. The next idiot asks the most inteligent question yet... "Is that a film or a spray? I thought is was supposed to be a film." This she says as Im cleaning the window and there film laid out all over the bar which shes leaning on. "Its like magic " I had to reply. "After I clean the window, the film will jump from the bar whaere its laid out and attach itself to the glass. Obviously intrigued, she HAD to wait and see this. Somewhat dissapointed was she as I climbed down off my ladder and picked up a piece of film and installed it. No magic here, just a guy who knows what hes doing.
The ONLY person who offered anything to test my sanity was a bartender. I guess they have to give them a bit more IQ points. She asked how much of the sun was reduced with the film I was installing. Wouldnt you know it, after dumb, dumber and dumbest, my brain capacity has been reduced to that of a lobotamized serial killer and I didnt have an answer...
AND WE WONDER WHY THE SERVICE IS SO BAD????
Have a laff on me, its all in fun.
Kev