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    The Bird Feeder

    THE 'BIRD FEEDER'

    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.

    Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous
    flow of free and easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

    Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere.

    Then some of the birds turned mean:

    They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

    And others birds were boisterous and loud:

    They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

    I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

    I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over
    the patio.

    Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

    Now lets see....... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
    free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an
    automatic citizen.

    Then the illegal's came by the hundreds of thousands.

    Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families

    you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor

    your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English

    Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box
    I have to press 'one' to hear my bank talk to me in English

    People waving flags other than Our Flag are squawking and screaming in the
    streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

    Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

    If you agree, pass this on.........
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    I do agree press 1 my ass,theyc should have to press 1
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    Quote Originally Posted by R825OH View Post
    I do agree press 1 my ass,theyc should have to press 1
    Amen Bill

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    Last time I checked, our money was still printed in English. If it goes bilingual, some heads will roll. That would be the last straw.
    Keith
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