Beefcake - 2 / USMC Pony - 0

[beefcake]

We all remember the infamous Taurus spanking the Eleanor clone a few years back.

Last Sat, Sean decided to stop by with his Grand Sport - Cammed / Supercharged vette.

Not sure the power level, but when I said mine had 600rwhp, he said his had "a lot more"

I started bustin his chops over the Taurus race, and he called me out with Dorothy (2014 600rwhp 4085lbs with me in it).

I declined several times, but he kept pushing for it. I told him, he had the power and weight advantage, but saw he was sporting run flats, or whatever oem tire comes on those things, although it's a wide tire, still didn't think it could handle the power). My boss told me I could leave, so I finally said, you asked, your gonna get it.

We hit the normal sport. Had him on the cell (both auto cars, so no missed shifts or excuses this time, so I thought). I told him we'd go on 3. 1, 2, 3. I spun a tad, but the car hooked decent and I was gone. Got out of it pretty quick as he was no where to be found.

Of course I got the "I only heard 3" so, I gave him 1/2 car on the street, and went again. This time, no spin from me, and really none from him by the spotters that were watching. Won by a decent margin again.

I did opt to give him a roll race as well. I had him to about 130 or so there as well, but he did pass me on the roll.

I told him, he just needs to find someone that wants to race from 37.5 mph all the time and he'll be in good shape!

Rather pleased how Dorothy faired against about a 500lb deficit and at a power disadvantage.

[redfirepearlgt]

So what type and size DOT's are on Dorothy? What's the suspension setup? Asking for research reasons not asking for any other. Thanks.

Oh is Dorothy sportin the dual adjustable Vikings?

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So what type and size DOT's are on Dorothy? What's the suspension setup? Asking for research reasons not asking for any other. Thanks.

Oh is Dorothy sportin the dual adjustable Vikings?

[USMCPONY]

So I was on run flats with over 600 hp and I didn't spin?! Lol

[firestang70]

You challenged a car on drag radials when you had a high power car on run flats. Lol

[USMCPONY]

No I didn't. I didn't call him out. I went up there for other reasons. But Terry isn't going to post that. It'll take away from his win. But calling him out. I definitely did not do. That's almost as believable as having stock tires with over 600 hOrsepower and not spinning lol

[redfirepearlgt]

Wow! USMC Pony in a Corvette. It's just a shame. An Absolute damned shame. Terrible, just terrible. And he was soooooo young. Sad to see one take that middle aged crisis path at such an early age. LOL!

[USMCPONY]

I still have the mustangs. I haven't converted entirely lol.

[redfirepearlgt]

I still have the mustangs. I haven't converted entirely lol.

Well that's good to know man. Was afraid we'd lost you. Was concerned you'd be hanging out with the rest of those 55+ year old recently divorced guys at Hooters trying to offer waitresses rides in their Corvettes. LOL! You scared me there for a minute. HEE HAW!!!!

[USMCPONY]

Luckily I haven't had to offer any rides. I've been declining allot though lol.

[redfirepearlgt]

Luckily I haven't had to offer any rides. I've been declining allot though lol.

Good to see you back on line man. Try being sociable and hanging out with us some this summer. All welding and no play makes USMC a dull cat.

[USMCPONY]

I wish I could. Working 12 hours and 6 days a week doesn't leave me with much time to do anything. Since Sunday is my only day off I may take a trip to Milford quaker steak cruise in.

[redfirepearlgt]

I wish I could. Working 12 hours and 6 days a week doesn't leave me with much time to do anything. Since Sunday is my only day off I may take a trip to Milford quaker steak cruise in.

Those kind of hours will make you old prematurely. Not good for a young buck your age to have no time to sough some oats. But then again if your saving and investing it you may be retired by the time you are 40. Then you'll have time to fix that Corvette right and do a Coyote swap! LOL!

[USMCPONY]

That's the plan lol

[beefcake]

You challenged a car on drag radials when you had a high power car on run flats. Lol

No I didn't. I didn't call him out. I went up there for other reasons. But Terry isn't going to post that. It'll take away from his win. But calling him out. I definitely did not do. That's almost as believable as having stock tires with over 600 hOrsepower and not spinning lol

LOL.

I can say that is 110% false. There were 6 people standing here when you challenged me. I declined 5 or 6 times before my manager said do it, then I still declined 2 more times, and my boss kept saying to do it.

Now, he did stop by and ask about his coolant temp. Then I started busting his balls over the Taurus race. Then he called me out repeatedly. Even through out $1000!!!

Taurus > Mustang
Mustang > Vette

lol

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I was gonna offer to race in the 450, but it is awd and does have a tune / exhaust. so that could be trouble too lol

[USMCPONY]

I don't understand why our stores are always so far apart from each other But I guess when your mouth runs at a million miles per hour its hard to remember exactly what was said. I called you cause you posted on a couple forums you're the go to guy for parts and tuning. And since you had a vette that you spend allot of time tuning and dialing in the tranny. So i called and tell you I've been having issues with the tranny not shifting and shifting on its own when temperatures get 190 degrees or more. You said bring it up and you'll look at it. So I did and instantly your shit talking starts right off the bat. My name is beefcake I'm the fastest guy ever blah blah blah. Im gonna tell everyone how fast I am blah blah blah. Oh there's a new person walking by. I'm gonna tell them how fast I am blah blah blah. YOU said you could beat me in my Vette do I said let's do it. You never declined then your coworkers instigated the rest. I never called you out. I did mention there's no way I'm gonna beat you from a dig but I will beat you from a roll and I did. We get to the spot. I tell you we need to hurry cause I'm trans temperature is at 230 degrees. You do your 20 second pre race burn out. We slow down. You're talking but I can't hear you I hear go on 3. I hear a pause then I hear 3 and you take off. I was surprised so I hit the gas to hard and lite them up. Short shift into 2nd and 3rd. Middle of 3rd I'm full throttle but you're already 6 lengths ahead. Im starting to gain on you pretty quick and I get 2-3 lengths behind and you let off. 2nd race we line up I put the car into 2nd for a easier launch. We hit it and my car shifts into 1st spinss a little. I let up on the throttle and shift into 2nd. You're already 7 lengths out. By the end of the race you beat me by 5. Roll race we line up. I put in 4 th expecting it to shift into 3rd. We hit it and it stays in 4th. You just 3 lengths. I hit boost and i pass you abd get you by a few lengths. To say I wasn't spinning is ridiculous lol. Im 1/4 throttle until the middle of third. Yes you win 2/3 races but that isn't a flawless victory. You car straight hooked and mine didn't just like I told you before the race that I didn't cake you out. Regardless it's all fun to me. Put some street tired on that thing and you'll get spanked like a baby.

[70mm_LS1_Eater]

What year is your Corvette? What supercharger/cam? Stock stall? Fuel mods?

[beefcake]

I don't understand why our stores are always so far apart from each other But I guess when your mouth runs at a million miles per hour its hard to remember exactly what was said. I called you cause you posted on a couple forums you're the go to guy for parts and tuning. And since you had a vette that you spend allot of time tuning and dialing in the tranny. So i called and tell you I've been having issues with the tranny not shifting and shifting on its own when temperatures get 190 degrees or more. You said bring it up and you'll look at it. So I did and instantly your shit talking starts right off the bat. My name is beefcake I'm the fastest guy ever blah blah blah. Im gonna tell everyone how fast I am blah blah blah. Oh there's a new person walking by. I'm gonna tell them how fast I am blah blah blah. YOU said you could beat me in my Vette do I said let's do it. You never declined then your coworkers instigated the rest. I never called you out. I did mention there's no way I'm gonna beat you from a dig but I will beat you from a roll and I did. We get to the spot. I tell you we need to hurry cause I'm trans temperature is at 230 degrees. You do your 20 second pre race burn out. We slow down. You're talking but I can't hear you I hear go on 3. I hear a pause then I hear 3 and you take off. I was surprised so I hit the gas to hard and lite them up. Short shift into 2nd and 3rd. Middle of 3rd I'm full throttle but you're already 6 lengths ahead. Im starting to gain on you pretty quick and I get 2-3 lengths behind and you let off. 2nd race we line up I put the car into 2nd for a easier launch. We hit it and my car shifts into 1st spinss a little. I let up on the throttle and shift into 2nd. You're already 7 lengths out. By the end of the race you beat me by 5. Roll race we line up. I put in 4 th expecting it to shift into 3rd. We hit it and it stays in 4th. You just 3 lengths. I hit boost and i pass you abd get you by a few lengths. To say I wasn't spinning is ridiculous lol. Im 1/4 throttle until the middle of third. Yes you win 2/3 races but that isn't a flawless victory. You car straight hooked and mine didn't just like I told you before the race that I didn't cake you out. Regardless it's all fun to me. Put some street tired on that thing and you'll get spanked like a baby.

lol,

I know why you stopped by, but after we talked about the car, I started talking about the Taurus race, and then I asked you what you were making, I said i had 600. You said you had more. I said probably a good race, but you have the weight advanatge. You were like. Let's go. I said no, you said come on. I said no, I'm working. My boss said i could leave. Even after my boss said I could leave, I declined. There were 5 or 6 people standing there that would all verify. I declined like 6 or 7 times.

[maverick]

[USMCPONY]

The car is a 2013 with novi 1500 supercharger, custom grind blower cam, meth injection, built automatic tranny, longtube headers etc

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Beefcake, I don't recall calling you out cause I'm not that much of a drag racer. I remember agreeing to a race with about 6 ppl instigating it. Regardless, win or lose. I still have fun.

[beefcake]

The car is a 2013 with novi 1500 supercharger, custom grind blower cam, meth injection, built automatic tranny, longtube headers etc

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Beefcake, I don't recall calling you out cause I'm not that much of a drag racer. I remember agreeing to a race with about 6 ppl instigating it. Regardless, win or lose. I still have fun.

racing is always fun!