Not everyone has the money for a car, should we start a public transportation class. Or we could start a self powered class, but then we would have to divide it into categories: bicycle, skateboard, rollerblade, kick'n go, pogo stick, unicycle, green machine. Even then, the one legged guys would claim they were at a disadvantage and would want subcategories.
A Kick'n go?? Holy Shit! I had one of those. I was too poor to have a green machine, just a good ole Big Wheel.