Jeezus!!!


*Announcers voice...
Are you out of shape? Havent worked out in forever? Over weight and just been a lazy SOB?!? Well then, get yourself a Project Car!!!
With a Project car, you will gain the physical prowess and mental fortitude you have been missing!!
You will stretch, bend, squat and contort your fat sloppy ass all over, around and under your project car!!
Looking to loosen a bolt & nut underneath the dash? Project Car will mess with your mind and have you getting up, out and back and forth to the tool box....100 TIMES!!!
Yes friend, you read that right....100 TIMES for a 1/2 bolt that you thought was a 12mm, then 7/16, then 13mm, then a 14 mm!! Yes Project Car will have you at wits end at some point, but then ease up just enough, to where you want to keep kicking yourself in the Dick over and over AND OVER AGAIN!!!

Butch from KY, says about his Project Car...
"When I was working on my Project Car, I didnt want to sleep. I felt this Force pulling and telling me to throw all my Money and Time at it!! Hell, my wife finally snapped and gave me a deadline for my Project car and after 3 years, I sold my beloved Project Car"

Poor Butch, lets see what Thomas has to say...

Thomas from Florida...

"Project car?! Yeah Fuck that thing!! It nearly drove me Fuckin Nuts!! I was staying awake every night searching the interwebs for a GAWD DAMN TAN Flugle binder for the lower control arm return spring! Do you realize that there were only 2 ever made?? My Wife left me, my kids dont recognize me anymore and Im now down here in FLorida slumming with my fellow Project Car rejects. Project Car, Go Fuck yourself!!"


Wow. Thomas obviously got the WRONG Project Car.

Friend Im here to tell you, YOU are NOT those guys! YOU WILL get your Project car done!! You WILL (one day) be able to turn the key of your Project car and take your whole family out for a drive!! It will wrap itself around your since of desire to have the BEST Project car ever!! You'll loose weight, friends, family, time and enjoy years and years of Project car Bliss!! Just imagine yourself pulling into your favorite cruise in or local drag strip with your very own Project car!!
The praise from people you dont know will all be worth it!
So Friend, the time is NOW! Your Future Project car is a only a 24 hour trip to the hills of Nowheresville USA to rescue your Project car from years sitting out in a filed, underneath an oak tree, basking in all its glory!!
Rusty Floors?? HA! No match for you!!
Missing 99% of everything?? NO WORRIES!! You are an expert at searching the Internet!!
Multiple Engine combos?? YES SIR!! With Project car, you WILL change your mind 100 times and only lose a little bit of money doing so!
Tired and frustrated with Project car?? It happens. BUT, only 10 out of 11 people do not finish their Project car and end up selling it to a Friend.

Project car is YOUR Future! You are standing on the cliff of AWESOMNESS and we are here to kick you over it!! Look down there at it...Its waiting for you! It NEEDS you!! YOU WILL FINISH IT!!! YOU GOT THIS!!!!

*Sped up announcers voice...
To get your very own Project Car, just send $10000000 to some local Craiglist seller after looking at some blurry pics and he will watch you as you load Project car onto your buddies borrowed trailer. Once you get it home, Project Car will quietly nestle itself into the depths of your garage floor and one day (Not saying which day if any) will see the light of day again. It might or will be used as a shelf, a workbench, saw horse, engine stand, play toy for the kids, a Rat, Bird or Mouse nests. But it will DEFINITELY suc ENJOY all the money you throw at it and suck the life out FULFILL your life!!


On a separate note, did you guys see that Notch in the Charlotte North Carolina Craigslist? Its freakin sweet and only needs a few things....