Ok boys and girls, Story time....
New Dude shows up and throws on a --- shot of NOS, Cranks the boost up to -- and makes ONE Bonzai run, and gets on the list. He then sits on his ass the rest of the season. He makes his required posts on the board, and actually shows up to a couple quaker steak cruise ins.
Meanwhile, lets create a fictional character here named Greg. Greg has a Turbo Mustang that has been on the jackstands for 100000 years, but has given numerous ideas, points of interest and ideas on SBZ for that same amount of time. Everyone around the SBZ forums are familiar with Greg and his Mystical Mustang, but we all like him and welcome the day he gets it running.
Stay with me.
One day, this is a fantasy afterall, Greg gets his Mustang running!! The Angels sing, the seas part and, well you get the picture... Anyway, Greg, after watching all these years the DD, welcomes the chance to get HIS Mustang on the DD!! So he makes run after run after run after run, yet his time is .00001 slower than the new dude who made ONE run down the track.
OH NOES!!! What will Greg do?
Greg will be left the fuck off the list cause some Low Rent, Piece of Shit, One hit wonder, cock cobbler managed to get his heap down the track without scattering his junk box windsor all over the track.
Poor Greg.
Greg got FUCKED.
This has been a story by Storymotherfucker time productions.
Have a swell night.
Understand the rule now?
Originally Posted by Maximus
Ok boys and girls, Story time....
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